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Aug 01

mythic-swirl asked: No, we did not.... However.... to be fully upfront and honest with you... there are 2 things that did happen..... we did kiss Miss Sparkle of our own free well... and we did share a bed... but nothing beyond that happened and thats the honest truth.... and as long as you are willing to wait to pass judgement on me.... or her... I will tell you absolutly everything honestly, *smiles* Thats a promise. *knows the binding word will make it so I have too, whether she still chooses to believe it or not is another thing*

*Sigh* We believe you. *She starts to laugh slightly* That is a load off Our mind, there…

We hadn’t taken any action against you or her, yet. Well, a little harmless prank on Twilight, but nothing overly destructive.

caesars-eclipse asked: You are a meanie face! D:

*Gives Keyblade a harmless little lightning jolt to the rump.*

artencon-aret asked: rcel,you better watch you say because im here also

Yes, this gentleman has been bothering Us all day about you and Twilight. It seems he has a crush on her.

mythic-swirl asked: *slowly approachs, nervous, but head held up, heart beating like crazy, though doing best not to show it, not having to rely on illusions to hide it yet*....... Hello Nightmare.... *he said nervously, but trying to sound confidant*.... I believe we need to talk.

Yes… We do.

So, are the rumours true? Did you and Twilight, how one anon put it, ‘get the kama sutra out of the restricted section and go down the list trying everything’?

arbor-viridanus asked: You might want to keep in mind that Arcel might never forgive you if you use him as a tool to kill somepony. ...Just a though, your Majesty. *Cowers*

He made a promise to Us, that he would stand by Us no matter what We did. And now that he is immortal, that promise is truly binding…

mythic-swirl asked: ((OOC: Right... what do you think will calm this hatetred, either knowing nothing happened.... or if she does get into a fight with Twilight Sparkle, him having a litteral heart attack while standing between the arguing(... okay, lets face it, magicaly battling it out) two? xD))

((ooc: After having Arcel nearly die yesterday, NMM is feeling rather protective of him, so if you tell her the truth she’s likely to forgive him, then send nasty things to bother Twilight (which she’d be doing in any case anyway).))

((ooc: Meant to answer that privately… oh well, at least now everypony will see some of the planning that goes into these little stories…))

artencon-aret asked: if you kill twilight. youll be begging to have been sealed in that moon for 10,000 years. i want arcel out of the way, so i can get my twilight.

Even without this whole Arcel business, if you want to keep Twilight safe you’re going to have to convince her to give up the Element of Magic, because the way things stand everypony that comes gunning for Celestia has to go through Twilight first.

Anonymous asked: The solution to this is actually pretty simple, but delightfully evil so it should be right up your ally. First, you're going to need to get some arcane texts on producing magical toxins, and you're going to need Arcel. Firstly, brew up the toxin and an accompanying antidote and innoculation, knock lover colt out and give him the inoculation (if you want him to be immune, at least), coat his lips and hooves (maybe his bits, who knows how serious they are) with the toxin and let him canter off back to that Sparkle slut's tree. After that it's only a matter of waiting for the inevitable. I give if five, maybe six minutes, tops.

That is fiendishly clever… We will make note of it. *Writes it in her Plans book.*

mercykilledwithkindness-deactiv asked: This was a request from Arcel. *clears throat and breaks into song* You've got to change your evil ways, baby, before I stop lovin' you. You've got to change, baby, and every word that I say is true. You got me runnin' and hidin' all over town, you got me sneakin' and a-peepin' and runnin' you down. This can't go on, Lord knows you got to change, baby. When I come home, baby, my house is dark and my pots are cold. You're hangin' round, baby, with Jean and Joan and-a who knows who. I'm gettin' tried of waitin' and foolin' around, I'll find somebody who won't make me feel like a clown. This can't go on, Lord knows you got to change, baby. When I come home, baby, my house is dark and my pots are cold. You're hangin' round, baby, with Jean and Joan and-a who knows who. I'm gettin' tried of waitin' and foolin' around, I'll find somebody who won't make me feel like a clown. This can't go on, Lord knows you got to change, baby.

He’s the one that’s been fooling around, not Us!!!!

twdurgan-deactivated20180130 asked: Getting on topic, if it is true that Arcel and Twilight are having a relationship it would be a very good opportunity to get rid of Twilight, and that would be very valuable, considering she's the second largest threat to you.

Do you have an idea as to how? Arcel doesn’t seem to be the type to do the old “assassinate your lover” sctick, and We don’t think We could manage an illusion that would fool Twilight under such… intimate conditions.