Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Aug 01

asksugarsong-blog asked: Don't worry; it won't fall apart on her watch! *Finishes brushing* There you go ^^

Thank you. We are coming to enjoy these little sessions. We will be sorry to see them end once Rainbow Dash returns.

Anonymous asked: Great and all-powerful Nightmare Goddess of the Dark Hours, we who live beneath the earth in the dungeons of your home in days of yore humbly implore... Can we be your minions? Pretty please? It's the least we could do for all kindness you have given us.

We were hoping for something a little more intimidating than anons… but if you want to join, you will do for starters.

We will have to order some anon-sized uniforms (We only stocked pony-sized).

asksugarsong-blog asked: I don't know... another pegasus must be covering for her...

We know Ponyville’s weather management bureau is more than just Rainbow Dash, but she always seemed to be in charge of things. We’d hate to see the weather system fall apart (at least, fall apart and have somepony other than Rainbow Dash take the blame).

mythic-swirl asked: *blushing very heavily*.... oh... oh my.... *wavers* ((OOC:.... she is far more reasonable then I was expecting.... that almost makes me more nervous xDxD))

We think you’ll find you made a very pleasurable choice, staying with Us.

((ooc: Can’t have her go insane with jealous rage too often, or it gets monotonous. Also:

  1. She thinks Twilight will leave Arcel instead of actually going for a threesome.
  2. She now has Arcel’s permission to follow him around on his and Twilight’s dates and glare menacingly at Twilight, making the whole thing awkward for the both of them.

))

mythic-swirl asked: *Blushs heavily*... d-deal Nightmare... as long as you let me talk to her before the... first time you join us for anything... just so she knows your not there... to make trouble.... .... *blushing still*... you were including umm... what you were fearing me and Twilight were doing when you said anything.... weren't you? *knows he is about to be blasted if he is wrong in that assumption*

We did say any activities, did We not? If We have to share you, We’re going to make very sure We get %50 or more of you.

asksugarsong-blog asked: She's on vacation at the moment.

Then who’s maintaining Ponyville’s weather system?

relena-dark asked: *The filly walks up to you and starts serenading in your honor while using magic to play a harp* Nightmare Moon Some may call you evil Nightmare Moon Some don't see the beauty if the night Nightmare Moon Your darkness will swallow the sun Nightmare Moon Night is my favorite time to fly When your night comes the sun will no longer blind my eyes Nightmare Moon Will have her victory very soon Nightmare Moon Who protects us from the light May your glory outshine the sun *The filly stops singing* Well, that's the first time I did anything like that...

That was very good. Thank you. We may hire you to play at Our next minion rally.

*Writes a note “Hire Rex to preform at rally” right beneath “Hire some minions”.*

fusionanswers asked: *Appears infront of Nightmare Moon* Hey...

Hello.

…We and Arcel are having a rather ‘grown up’ conversation at the moment… Just to warn you.

Anonymous asked: Luna's drunk again? *Renames NMM shelter to Drunk Luna shelter and locks self in*

mythic-swirl asked: ... why not just outlast her then?... we are both imortal... eventualy... not saying it would be soon... but eventualy she will pass... or one of her friends will... and the Elements will no longer be a threat to you... at least until the new barers are found.... *thinking to self that he hopefully wouldn't fall for any of them like he did for Twilight*.... I'm not saying its the fastest, it is possibly the longest plan you could use... but it will give you far more time to plan out your actions and maybe even figure out a way to counter the elements before the new barers are found...

*Sigh* Fine. If the Elements do not take action against Us, We will not permanently injure or kill Twilight Sparkle. However, We will continue Our plans against Celestia, and should We need to act in self-defense, We will.

Also, We want your assurance that, if you do continue seeing Twilight Sparkle, you will bring Us along as well if We ask, and will not exclude Us from any of your activities with her. Any of your activities…

Is it a deal?