fusionanswers asked: Are there really that many ponies here who are either of those three things?
We may have exaggerated a little, but Soarin is the only pony that consistently treats Us as just any other ordinary pony.
noteaminaxe-blog-blog asked: That comic was after 60's spiderman Stupid bitch.
Okay, so We might have cheated a little and gone a little late. But here’s more proof. See how Spiderman’s incompetence drives his boss to what is clearly some kind of intestinal disorder.
dfgjfgmnb asked: Hi, Nightmare Moon!!
Hello, Soarin! How are things going with one of the few ponies here who isn’t panicked, worshipful, or hostile towards Us?
ask-saburoutu-deactivated201311 asked: Geeze ... the gentlecolt in me is worried about her ... the rest of me wishes it were possible to exact some sort of revenge in her honor on Arcel for putting her in that bad of a place ... though my brain tells me to leave punishment doling out to you. Again, you have no idea how useful .. actually you probably do know and know much this means to me ... even though you're the epitome of what terrorizes Ponyville, you've done me a great service and I don't let a good deed go unturned. Should you need me to build or program something, I'm easy to get ahold of.
Thank you. We’re really not at all familiar with these new fangled computing machines (when we could go incorporeal we could manipulate the switches inside them directly. Now, We have to struggle to learn their actual interface), and could definitely use someone who is good with that sort of thing.
noteaminaxe-blog-blog asked: Pff Spiderman has no wife
Really? We imagine MJ must be overjoyed to discover she’s not married to a useless slacker.
ask-saburoutu-deactivated201311 asked: Oh ho ... This is great information .... I think I shall try to capitalize on this since this is an opportunity I cannot afford to pass on up. I don't see why Celestia doesn't like you .. you're actually pretty cool.. So ... How .. badly shaken up is Twilight?
Bad. Arcel kissed her and she barely reacted.
noteaminaxe-blog-blog asked: UHH SPIDERMAN?
Finally! Correct! Tell the gentlecolt what he won, Donny!
*allguestsofthenightmaremoonshowrecieveexactlynothinggoodbye*
noteaminaxe-blog-blog asked: NO NO I FIGURED IT OUT GREEN LANTERN.
*grabs the nearest pony and uses one of their forelegs for a triple facehoof.*
ask-saburoutu-deactivated201311 asked: In this case it's not a problem since I have a vested interest in this and am more of a ... monogamous type. I'm also very competitive in spite of outward appearances and will do what I need to do in order to make Arcel exclusive to you. I may not have powerful magic like yourself, Arcel or even Twlight .. mine's geared toward technology ... and I'll build you or myself anything within technology's current scope of possibility and ability to do so.
If you want to try, now might be a good time to try and move in on Twilight. She’s taken the news of Arcel’s deal badly, and may look favourably on somepony who comforts her in her depression.
He even know you.
P.s I love when you rage,can you give me a small explosion of anger.PLEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEE”
No I’m Not Going To Rage At This. I’m Not Some Cartoon Character Here To Please You.
But I Am Impressed That Website Knew Who I Was.(Even If It Did Say I Was Part Of Some Group Called “My Little Pony” Rather Than The GildaBolts.)
I Really Am Famous.
He got me too! I didn’t even have to say I was a pony!
Us as well, though We shared an entry with Luna.
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