Anonymous asked: Would you be okay with me if I masturbated to pictures of you?
We have come to accept the fact that thousands, nay, millions of lonely ponies clop to Our beauty nightly. After all, who wouldn’t want to get a piece of this?
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Anonymous asked: You do realize Arcel is cheating on you, right? This whole time he's been flirting with you, he's been having a very... RACY conversation with Twilight. Involving horns. And their... *cough* sensitivity...
Even if We believed you, We don’t mind words. And thanks to his oath, he can’t go beyond words with Twilight. Not without Our permission, anyway.
artencon-aret asked: your going to burn the everfree?!
We are going to regain pony control over this region. Burning it is the quickest way to establish Our dominance.
Anonymous asked: As per your command O Gracious One, forestry reclamation teams are standing by. We await your command to begin pacifying the surrounding wilderness.
Very good. Flamethrower division, forward! Fire control teams, We want the castle and Luna’s tree protected at all costs. Burn everything else in a one kilometre ring around the castle.
Replanting teams and construction teams on standby. Once the fire burns down, We’ll cast the nature control spells over the burned region, so be ready to start planting and construction of the new royal gardens and castle village.
Somepony needs to make a Zecora blog. The one we have hasnt been on in like two weeks.
I need Zecora on here. Type knew her before she came to ponyville. They are friends.
I misses her.
((ooc: Zecora is easily the hardest character in FiM to play well.))
Why, cause she rhymes? Easy enough.
Hell, I could do it, It’s not that tough.
((ooc: It’s not just the rhymes, but her personality. Maintaining the mystical distantness and all that, while still being an active member of the rp group is a tough balancing act.))
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Somepony needs to make a Zecora blog. The one we have hasnt been on in like two weeks.
I need Zecora on here. Type knew her before she came to ponyville. They are friends.
I misses her.
((ooc: Zecora is easily the hardest character in FiM to play well.))
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mythic-swirl asked: ((OOC:... now last post xD)) *the clone smiles, walks over and kisses her on the cheek really quickly* Good, just let Arcel know when you want the date and he will set things up accordingly, until he awakes, sleep well. *disapates*
*She finishes programming the fireflies. They will dance in choreographed patterns during Type and Fluttershy’s date, then form hearts and the words ‘I love you’. Following the date, they will fly to the window outside Celestia’s room and form assorted rude words. She sends them off on their way to the Royal Gardens.*
mythic-swirl asked: ((OOC: oh, thats right, Arcel has a date planned with NMM still, he just needs to find the right time for it.... last post for the night from me)) *an Arcel clone approachs while she works, staying back to be out of the way*... Nightmare... I would like to appologize for Prime once again... taking a pointless risk... and to extend an invitation... on a night of your choosing, to escourt Arcel on a specialy planned date.
The risk was not pointless. She had to be stopped, and We’re not sure what Our spell would have done to her. It might have simply popped her out of existence as quickly as she arrived.
But We will take you up on that invitation.
mythic-swirl asked: ((OOC: Oh... right... sorry... *is an idiot*)) *laughs a bit on the bed, rolls a little getting comfey*.... not a cloud... still nice... Thank you Dream Nightmare Weaver Moon. *laughs again* That makes no sence... *horn glow slowly fading*... ow... head pain... sleepy.... thank you... my beautiful dream... *falling asleep*
*She stays and watches him for a while, then goes out to catch some fireflies to train for Typewryter’s date.*