Anonymous asked: Thank you Great Queen of the Darkness, we shall ensure the builders work double time to finish the village ahead of schedule. Also if it is not too much, we would be honored if you would deign to consecrate the opening ceremony with your divine presence.
Yes, once the work is complete We will arrange a proper ceremony and festival, complete with food, drinks, entertainment, and Our presence. And everypony in Equestria is invited. Except Celestia.
Anonymous asked: Excellent news to report My Queen, Operation Blowtorch was a resounding success! Fire control teams have almost finished containing the blaze and there were no reported wildlife casualties, with the exception of an overly territorial manticore. As we speak labour teams are moving into position for the final phase of the operation. We are ready to begin construction upon your command.
Excellent. Builders may commence construction. Fire control and flamethrower teams, once you’re done you’ve earned yourselves the rest of the night off, and an open bar night once the tavern is complete.
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Good evening my child, I hear you are reclaiming the Everfree forest. I do hope you will be careful not to harm it's resident creatures. -Galaxiour
We sent beaters ahead of the flamethrower crews to try and scare off the wildlife. Though We do intend to cull back some of the animal population eventually, especially the larger creatures. It’s really gotten out of hand with this mismanagement. Do you know animals actually starve to death out here occasionally?
cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Thought it would make you happy to know that i've filled the forest with giant fireproof and impenetrable Dragon-spiders.
Hmm…
*Writes “Teach anons to ride spiders. Establish spider cavalry” in her plan book.*
I don’t think I entirely like that clop question you were as- *sees the picture*… o///o all objections withdrawn… *nuzzles*
((OOC: since I still apparently can’t ask questions dang it..))
We’re glad you understand. Ponies can’t help but clop to Us. We’re just too beautiful.
relena-dark asked: But the Everfree Forest is one of the few dark places during the day. One of the only places that provides protection from the light of the sun.
Don’t worry. We’re going to establish proper weather control as well. We’ll allow only one hour of sun per day (to keep things growing and fend off rickets) to trickle through the clouds.
relena-dark asked: Why would you want to burn down the Everfree Forest?
Why, to build Our new empire upon its ashes, of course!
Anonymous asked: Do you really think it's wise to give anons flamethrowers?
The Everfree Forest isn’t going to burn itself down.
Anonymous asked: So, have you talked to Corona Blaze yet? Maybe you could ask her what it's like to make out with Luna.
We’ve never really spoken with her. Now might be a good time to break the ice…
Anonymous asked: What's your opinion on when Luna became her Nightmare Form again and started vigorously making out with Corona Blaze?
If Luna wants to be Nightmare Moon again, why won’t she become one with Us? We’d even accept having to make out with somepony that looks like Our hated sister…