I’m always up for truth or dare, Dare me, don’t hold back.
:3
We also consider this open dare night. Dare Us anything, just know you’ll have to do one of Ours in return…
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What should be the syntax there?
Like, when you type
*glomps*
The comment is viewed as:
Doctor Manehatten glomps.
Or should it be “:glomps”, or “/glomps”, so that there are no mixing of pose and sayings.
((ooc: My vote would be for :glomps and ;glomps, with the difference being the latter would omit the space between the name and the pose, allowing for things like ‘Doctor Manehatten’s horn glows’ with ;’s horn glows.))
mythic-swirl asked: I-its alright, thats what I get for including Luna on the list, but I couldn't think of any other pony you are- *smiles* New one, slight modification then. Arcel, Twilight, Sugar Song(Another pony you have casual contact with that I know of =D)
Fuck Twilight, marry Arcel, cuddle Sugar Song (though We think she was with Rainbow Dash the last We checked).
mythic-swirl asked: Becuase I must: Arcel, Twilight, Luna
Fuck Arcel, marry Luna, cuddle Twilight. Sorry…
oh
I like these options a lot more.
Come at me, bro.
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And goodnight to Nightmare Moon too. Everyone deserves a good nights sleep.
*hugs*
Good night.
*ominous hugs*
Anonymous asked: Our collective lips are sealed Mistress. Shall we say they are to be used for rescue in toxic environments? In unrelated news, we will put the order in for tungsten carbide bayonets and zirconium dioxide swords tomorrow. In more unrelated news, one of our decoys managed to skillfully tease out of Soarin what he fears. Apparently it is "Undead anons with guns". Won't he be surprised.
The story We went with was ‘labor saving machinery for ponytarian causes’, specifically aiding the refugees from the Great Scootabuse War.
And that’s good news on the Soarin front. If Our theory is correct and the Wonderbolts are a cover for a special ops unit, that little factoid will be very useful.
Anonymous asked: You are truly ingenious Your Holiness. We will ask the technicians to modify several suits to fit your request. To further your idea Mistress, what if we modify several to function as undead gas bombs? As a last-ditch attack we could have the reanimated explode in a cloud of toxins. Imagine the look of surprise on a "Royal" guard's face when they close in for the kill, only to be destroyed by their own hubris. Slightly off-topic, but would you prefer bayonets in tungsten carbide or zirconium dioxide?
An excellent idea!
We are still working on the healer. We are trying to convince her that the reanimated will have ponytarian purposes, so no one is to mention their military role in her presence, understood?
Oh, and We prefer tungsten carbide. Zirconium dioxide is prone to chipping if handled improperly, even if it can be made sharper. Now blades for Our elite swordsponies, on the other hand, those should be in zirconium dioxide.
Anonymous asked: No Grand Soveriegn of the Cosmos, we have never heard of "nerve gas". Is it portable? We may be able to fit further weapons into a reanimated's body cavity.
It is a contact toxin, extremely deadly even at very low doses. It shouldn’t affect Our reanimated soldiers, as their dead circulatory systems would not carry the toxin to their brains. If We could rig a dispersal system and mount it on a select number of Our reanimated, it would allow them to wipe out entire legions of living opponents before they could even enter weapons range.
Anonymous asked: May the mongrels screams carry for a thousand miles upon the night wind. Once you have convinced your technician My Mistress, would you be so kind as to direct them to site Black 51? There are several prototypes that need only a working mind to begin motor and functionality testing. From there we will send them unarmed into the heathens tunnels, the camera attachment should record generous amounts of carnage.
We will do so. As for armaments, We have recovered a very interesting little book. We believe it may have originated in some other universe, and contains depictions of technology far in advance of anything found in Equestria, as well as strange philosophical ramblings. The philosophy We believe We will extract and post publicly, but the technology…
Tell Us, have you ever heard of something known as ‘nerve gas’?