roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: I don't feel so good.
We have to get that rock out of you, but We’re out of ideas… We could cut it out, maybe?
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Okie Dokie Lokie~!
Muahahahaha! *She puts on a black domino mask and grabs a sack with ’$’ painted on it, then heads over to the 1st Equestrian National Bank.*
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: So, uh, yee-eeah, Ah couldn't get tuh Tiara, THE BATMAN foiled my plan! An' now everypony knows i'm on your side
Curses! That meddlesome bat will rue the day he foiled Our scheme!
…We know! A plot to convince everypony that you were Our enemy after all, and that Batman is a terrible liar! We will rob the 1st Equestrian National Bank, and you will swoop in and defeat Us. Just allow Us to escape at the last moment.
I hope you guys know how serious I am.
Wow…
That’s a lot…
Actually it’s not, for what I get for it. I got half a year paid ahead, an own domain… Also, in euros, it’s just €28.
That’s one serving at my favourite restaurant. I will just have to skip it once.
((ooc: Is food really that expensive in Europe? I live in New York (where food prices are considered very high by US standards) and at the most expensive restaurant I go to (a very nice Italian place) a meal might cost me $30, tops. At most other places it’s closer to $10.))
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asknebulinor asked: Possibly. But, I think we can find other ways to make sure Gruffons and Zebras aren't a problem. Also, I've read about a species called 'Diamond Dogs'. They seem like they could be potentially useful for gene splicing. Do you think you could get a few of them?
Yes. We actually have a weapons test scheduled against a nest of them on the edge of Our domain. We suppose We could modify the parameters of the test from ‘exterminate’ to 'exterminate but capture a few live specimens’.
asknebulinor asked: It seems to be a virus that replicates itself as part of the host's DNA.
Interesting. Using a disease as a weapon sounds… risky. We don’t think it will be of any use during Our battle with Celestia. But afterwards, We will need a way to keep the Griffons and Zebras in check while We consolidate Our power. Can this virus be tailored to affect only specific species, or segments of the population?
asknebulinor asked: Well, if you want stronger warriors, or ways to make new species, this will probably be the key to that, at least if you want to do it scientifically.
Excellent. We will assign one of Our research teams to aid you. You may requisition anything you require, within reason of course.
Oh, and were you able to make anything out of the section on ‘retroviral weapons’?
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Do yuh have any missions fuh me, Oh Majestic One?
Hmm… Do you think you could steal Twilight Sparkle’s tiara? We haven’t even been able to discover where she hides it.
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Nah! You worry too muuuuugh! *collapses*
But We fed you the frozen gemstone. Why aren’t you vomiting?
*She grabs him and starts shaking him.*
Vomit, damn you! We aren’t about to let Our father’s friend die in Our house!
asknebulinor asked: Anyway, as for this gene splicing thing, seems rather interesting. Combining DNA from more than one species. It shouldn't be too hard for me to create machinery that could duplicate this. Although, this type of technology is new to me.
We don’t know much about the species that created it. They look like humans, but their technology is far in advance of anything We have witnessed humans possessing. We have carefully examined the original artefact, and have determined that it is likely it originated from outside this universe entirely.
Anyway, what practical applications do you see for this ‘gene splicing’?