Anonymous asked: Thank you for offering to help us My Lady, but that unfortunate situation was peacefully resolved. We thought Dr. Ripper's betting pool had doomed us all to a painful death at Galaxiours hooves.
We are glad things turned out all right. We will have to hear the story some time.
relena-dark asked: 23?
We don’t have any special plans for the summer months, except to get the castle’s air conditioning system operational.
anon-pony-blog asked: 24
Our pre-banishment sex life is, by Luna’s orders, a secret, but Our post-banishment partners:
Arcel 6/10-10/10
The Pink Avenger 7/10-9/10
We gave two numbers for each since performance can vary from occurrence to occurrence.
relena-dark asked: 7.
Well, since everypony already knows about Our feelings toward Celestia, We suppose We will discus one of Applejack’s innumerable relatives, Braeburn. Oh, how he annoys Us with his screaming and his yelling! Why can’t he ever be silent?
Nightmare! Look at what yuh’ve done!
I don’t get it.
NMM gave Applebloom the talk.
Our own particular version of the talk, including plenty of advise on positions, equipment, and how to handle variable numbers of participants.
Would it be wrong to -POMF- nevermind, too late
You see? Our advice has already enhanced Applebloom’s popularity.
I thought she makes cupcakes with pinkie pie. that’s what I heard… nightmare moon… ni- I mean, right? {ooc: can I join?}
We don’t know, We don’t keep track of the pink one’s antics.
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Nightmare! Look at what yuh’ve done!
I don’t get it.
NMM gave Applebloom the talk.
Our own particular version of the talk, including plenty of advise on positions, equipment, and how to handle variable numbers of participants.
Would it be wrong to -POMF- nevermind, too late
You see? Our advice has already enhanced Applebloom’s popularity.
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Nightmare! Look at what yuh’ve done!
I don’t get it.
NMM gave Applebloom the talk.
Our own particular version of the talk, including plenty of advise on positions, equipment, and how to handle variable numbers of participants.
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roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Galaxiour; simply tell her that there are things only adults do, but to have a coltfriend is fine for her.
We will tell her the next time We see her.
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Galaxiour; No do not remove memories, such a process is a slippery slope.
Very well, father. What should We do about Applebloom, then?