dfgjfgmnb asked: I don't like to burn things! I like to channel my sorrow through hugs and pies! :D *hugs*
*Hugs back.* Hmm… About those pies, though… We might have a video for you too. Just a moment…
Anonymous asked: You shouldn't feel left out My Queen. You have an entire town of fanatically loyal anons who would gladly do anything you ask. Even if it was somewhat steamy.
It wouldn’t be the same if We ordered it.
If one of you could spontaneously and unexpectedly jump Us, though… Preferably when We aren’t expecting it.
dfgjfgmnb asked: Nightmare Moon! What do you do when you're upset? :
That depends. If We can act against what’s making Us upset, We do so. If We can’t, well, We think We’ve been keeping the ‘Celestia effigy’ industry afloat all by Ourselves.
If you’re feeling angry, buy something cheap and ugly and light it on fire (safely, mind you, in a fire pit or oil drum). Pretend it’s whatever made you angry as you watch it burn.
Arcelia, the Medic Pony: Neighcromaner Arcelia? -
“A seance is a method of communicating with the spirits of the dead. It can be dangerous to the unprepared, but you seemed to handle it with no problem at all. Curious…”
(via arcelia-ask)
[video]
Anonymous asked: Oh. We see. But still, rapist anons? Back when we were a part of that horde, all we did was make fun of people. We most definitely did not try to rape them.
We don’t know why Soarin attracts such attention. We sure don’t. In fact, We think We have been propositioned by an anon a total of three times. While We suppose We should be grateful, We actually feel a little left out…
Anonymous asked: My word! Rapist anons on fire? It seems that day by day our cousins grow more and more bizarre.
Well, they weren’t on fire initially, but some rather… misguided ponies decided to come to Soarin’s aid with flamethrowers.
Anonymous asked: Oh dear. I hope we can salvage what's left of him after our relatives tear him to pieces in a feeding frenzy.
We aren’t worried. He’s survived being attacked by a horde of rapist anons that were on fire. He should be able to survive this.
Arcel/Mythic Swirl here: Arcelia, the Medic Pony: Neighcromaner Arcelia? -
“O-oh, I didn’t know!” puts hoof to her mouth, “I would never want to create trouble… thank you Miss Moon, I would hate to cause anything like that terrible Parasprite epidemic,” nods a bit.
Grainy Oats looks around again, grumbles, “Hey… you got any pita bread… I’m starved something feirce…” eyes move to Arcelia, whose back is turned, stares, slight drool, then shakes head, “Huh, what was I saying?”
Nightmare Moon motions to her guards. “Please, take Grainy to D-Wing and get him settled in a private room. Keep him guarded and monitored at all times.” She turns to Arcelia. “We would like to monitor his condition following a period of separation from you, to see if the spell breaks down or malfunctions outside your presence. If anything goes wrong you will be notified immediately, but barring that We would ask that you refrain from visiting Grainy for, say, a week or so.”
(via arcelia-ask)
WHAT IS THAT PINK THING?!
We don’t know, but it is clearly one of Rarity’s many sneaky minions. We told you she was a member of Celestia’s secret police.
(via dfgjfgmnb)