Anonymous asked: Oh nothing drastic, we're just going down to the vaults. No one's been down there for days. It's the perfect place to experiment.
*Gulp.* Well, okay… We did ask for this…
*She lets them drag her in the net down do the vault.*
Anonymous asked: *Begins to lick Nightmare's horn* Well, you did ask for a surprise My Queen.
*She blushes slightly at the lick.*
What…. what are you going to do to Us?
Bet it won’t get a single reblog, seeing as EVERYONE is pregnant here.
We don’t think We’ve ever been pregnant, but Our memories from a thousand years ago are a bit sketchy. You’d have to ask Luna to know for sure.
Anonymous asked: Excellent news to report Mistress! That tome you discovered has been marvelous in increasing our productivity! Why in three days we-*Nightmarium net drops on Nightmare Moon*
*She collapses, trapped under the net and stripped of her magic.*
WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY!?
ask-reddelicious-deactivated201 asked: What couldn't ya change with Applebloom?
Well, basically the spell will make her three times as fertile as she would have otherwise been. We weren’t able to remove it, but We’ve delayed it enough that she should be happily married, or at least a self-supporting adult, before it kicks in.
blankapples-deactivated20120127 asked: What's on the other side of the moon?
Rocks. Dust. A giant hoofprint where father slipped while making it. Nothing that interesting.
lord-frieza-blog asked: I understand you had a bit of a set back some time ago during your attempt to bring this land to its knees. Are you planning on trying again in the near future? I would be more than happy to assist you if you are.
We are planning to try again, of course. But We will not require assistance. We already have aliens aiding Us, and do not want to involve any more unknown variables.
Anonymous asked: *attempts to Rape NMM*
*He bounces off a force field.*
*Sigh.* We suppose anons just aren’t good at surprises… We should have hired the Spanish Inquisition.
((ooc: Can’t…think…of…..Spanish Inquisition pun…))
ask-zig-deactivated20110826 asked: My Queen -kneel- I come bearing news of the one known as Applebloom. She recently joined with Avenger and is willing to aid our efforts. As a side-note, I have become a full Stallion through use of magic. What is your bidding?
Hmm… We order you to join a band, and continue your mission to sway the youth of Equestria to support Our rule.
Another lovely portrait submitted by Our faithful servant Vindicar, this one in a more traditional style.