Anonymous asked: ok. can i still feed him the poison joke pie?
No. But you can throw it at, say, Celestia.
Anonymous asked: i know, the first pie was going to be for fun, i was going to record what happend, the seconed pit is filled with nightshade
This is your last warning. No. Killing. Soarin. Got that?
noteaminaxe-blog-blog asked: *Ear Scritchie*
Ah, thank you. That itch was just starting to get annoying.
Anonymous asked: oh, i was going to feed him this poison joke filled pie
Firstly, poison joak isn’t even lethal. Secondly, no killing Soarin! Got it?
Anonymous asked: oh can i help make him into a zombie?
No, he’s alive now. Soarin is actually pretty okay, and We aren’t about to kill him just to get a zombie.
I’ve been away for several hours.
What has transpired since then?
W-C Maldyve
The pony called Typewryter is fighting a ghost while marrying octavia and zig.
Starbuck is posting Rule 34 to anger Pinkie
And Luna likes vore.
Luna…
((ooc: Nightmare Moon’s love of vore, on the other hoof, is in character.))
(via stilllunaanswers)
dfgjfgmnb asked: Reanimate me? But A zombie would be scary!
Now that’s a very lifeist statement, Soarin. I’m surprised at you! A zombie can be a productive member of society just like any other pony.
askfluttershy3 asked: (OOC) Why are you so awesome?
Because We were made by Luna, who is the awesomest being in all Equestria and beyond. Forget Rainbow Crash, Luna’s the one that makes everything 20% cooler.
dfgjfgmnb asked: Hi, Nightmare moon!
Hello, Soarin. We’d heard you were dead… So We guess this means We can’t rob your grave and reanimate you?
Let’s start off with this pile if what the fuck!
Ooc: Call me sick, but, vore is actually something I look at it. *INSERT JUDGEMENT DOWN UPON ME*
Well now, I didnt realize you had poniess that are like thiss.
Aparently. *shrugs*I’ll jusst have to get to them before they get to me, now won’t I? I’ve alwayss liked a race…
We don’t think ponies can do this, but admittedly, We’ve never thought to try before.
Hmm… *She tries opening her mouth wide enough to unhinge her jaw.* Ow ow ow ow ow! We think We just sprained something…