unrealtournament4-deactivated20 asked: Of course, a "hitpony." I have no other thing to do. I'm dying anyways and I don't have anything to lose.
We have the perfect test of your abilities.
We need to send somepony a reminder, to show her that We mean business. There is a suspected spy in Our dungeon, waiting to be executed. We will give orders to have the execution carried out immediately. We want you to take her head and place it in Rainbow Dash’s bed while she sleeps. Do not wake her.
ask-araima-blog asked: Ein! Dont touch me with that primitive weaponry! Where are you going! GET BACK HERE DUMKOMFF!!! *grumbles*
*The guard returns with a ladder.*
Guard: Here you go. Now get down from there. You shouldn’t be here, and I’m going to have to bring you in for interrogation.
alcapony asked: Leaking? What do you mean leaking?
Leaking spiritual energy, We mean. We see it commonly among improperly constructed undead. The creation and binding spells aren’t perfected and start to leak energy, and then the construct requires increasing infusions of souls to remain functional.
In your case the leak may have been slow to develop, which would explain why you are only noticing it now.
unrealtournament4-deactivated20 asked: My queen! *bows* I come to offer you my services as a... ehem... "special delivery" boy.
By that, We assume you mean hitpony? We suppose We could always use another one.
ask-araima-blog asked: Oh me? Im just up here for the fresh air... NO I was taking a bloody nap!! could you help me down now ?!
*The guard takes his rifle and pokes at the chandelier with it’s stock.*
Guard: No, that’s not going to work. I’ll go get a ladder. *He runs off.*
alcapony asked: But this would never be a problem for me awhile ago, why would I get the hankering for some souls all of a sudden? I mean I guess you can blame it on the fact I was feeding off the excess spectral energy after that big war to kill me, but its like I never noticed it then!
Hmm… Maybe you’re leaking? With your consent, We could check you for any sort of spiritual inconsistencies.
officialrainbowdash-blog asked: *Steps Back*What do you mean?
We mean that by tearing Us from Luna you and your friends have made yourselves Our enemies, now and forever. And We do very nasty things to Our enemies. Very nasty things.
mythic-swirl asked: *slight blush, sighs remembering, but smiling* I guess I can't blame you for flirting, or whatever else you do behind closed doors. *Smiles at her* You have been continously supportive of me and my, umm, other relationships. *blush*
We fully expect you to sleep with other mares, and We hope you will be understanding if We do the same with other stallions. We both are immortal, and eternity is a long time to be with only one pony.
That is also why We recommended against marriage. Immortals who marry each other almost always end up hating each other as the millennia pass. We don’t know how Galaxiour does it.
ask-araima-blog asked: *Wakes up* !!! Can anyone around here get us down from here?!
*A guard notices them.*
Guard: Hey! What are you doing up there?
queenfrau asked: Oh, really? I can sense your Darkness has returned to full potential, how nice. And you smell of *sniff*...I got nothing, there's no scent.
Yes, We are now… complete.