asktankred-blog asked: TANKRED HAS CONSIDERED THE CIRCUMSTANCES, AND DECIDED THAT IF YOU SHOULD EVER NEED TANKRED'S AID IN BATTLE AGAINST EQUINE 'CELESTIA'. YOU MAY CALL UPON TANKRED.
Thank you. We already have a large number of assorted armoured vehicles, but your aid is appreciated.
Welcome to my speak-easy.: Alright ponies, fess up. -
Who do you secretly ship me with.
Do you really want to know?
Battle Jesus
Delilah
Twoey
Starbuck
Tankred
Arcelia
Arcel
The Kitchen Sink
Ruby
Colonel Sanders
and Sniper
((ooc: I ship Starcatcher with * . It saves time.))
(via alcapony)
ask-araima-blog asked: Who? And a spy nonono ive been in the Military district for mst of my life and i HATE spies but thats not how i got this. *holds out prosthetic left arm*
*The pony shakes his head again, and the chair restraints snap into place.*
Pony: Now, now, lying is only going to make things unpleasant, and I’d very much rather they didn’t get unpleasant. I’d like to be your friend, but if I have to get stern with you I will. Care to try again?
asksugarsong-blog asked: *Brushes mane*
Ah, thank you.
How have you been lately?
asktankred-blog asked: TANKRED FEELS HE MUST DESTROY YOU. BUT EQUINE 'CELESTIA' IS THE LARGER THREAT. TANKRED IS UNSURE HOW TO PROCEED.
Well, We, despite Our past transgressions, have no current contact with any of the ruinous powers, while Celestia is as obvious a Tzeentch worshipper as We have ever seen (which is to say not obvious at all, but she is, trust Us).
alcapony asked: Really? I never heard of him before today.
We aren’t surprised. Ponies are not violent creatures by nature, and few can manage enough hatred and rage to gain his attention. We were a notable exception.
Typewryter is working on tracking a possibility down, but if he fails We may have to enter your mind to learn the truth. Would you be comfortable with that?
ask-araima-blog asked: Ah, yes im what you call, an assertive ambassador for the Plyzrian Empire, it's my job to rate your planet one to ten, and that's whatll base our agreements with you. I can also call for backup or help if im feeling lonely or some other matter.
*The pony clucks his tongue and shakes his head.*
Pony: Now, now, there’s no need to lie. I already know the answer. You’re one of Celestia’s spies. I just want to hear it from you. Care to try again?
alcapony asked: Who's Khorne?
One of the chaos gods. We used to be on somewhat good terms with him, but we had a… falling out. Your drawing includes his mark rather prominently.
dfgjfgmnb asked: *kiss* It was a dare!
*Shrug.* Apparently daring somepony to kiss Us has become the new fad.
alcapony asked: Last thing I remember was saying I could do a rough sketch.
Hmm… We are left with two options, then. Either the being inside you is attempting to express itself in your drawing, or it has created this to throw Us off the trail.
We suppose We will investigate as if this drawing is accurate, for now. So, have you been in contact with Khorne?