Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Aug 28

thomas-redhoof-deactivated20110 asked: Ok nightmare moon , it seems you are still alive *fires a rpg-7 at you*

*Deflects it with TK.*

Do We know you?

81008100dedhoof8easts-blog asked: 2ure ii can, programmiing ii2 what ii wa2 hatched for, iill have thii2 done in two 2hake2

Good. We will await your report.

askbloodmoon asked: She killed one of your agents, huh? I say you should bring the iron hoof of power down on her, and, teach her a lesson about touching your minions.

We would, but Pink energy is a dangerous variable, and the Avenger is a more valuable agent than Zig ever was… If We could be reasonably sure of containing her We’d send her for a session in room 306, but We haven’t discovered a way to disrupt Pink energy yet.

…Wait. Have We tried painting her blue yet? Would that work?

The Mindscape (i know i waited long enough didn’t i?)

“What being did you have in mind?”

The fighting outside the building intensified as more and more bandits surged into the city, bullets ricocheting through the walls, and smashing the nearby window to pieces.

“We have recently acquired an army of golems. With a few modifications one of them could serve you as a body, and you would be able to draw your needed spiritual energy from the activation spells rather than from a living pony. That way, We wouldn’t need to destroy you, and We would gain a valuable ally.”

relena-dark asked: *Comes back after placing the portals* Okay, the portals between material processing 3 and assembly 6 are in place.

Excellent!

We have added you to the staff payroll as a paranormal effects technician. The pay is good, and you get free lodgings inside the castle.

Anonymous asked: What would do to Twilight and her friends if you had them at your mercy right at this moment?

We would kill four of them, immediately, before the situation had a chance to change. We might even be able to resist the urge to set up a elaborate but escapable death trap to do it.

Twilight and Rarity We would turn over to the colt in room 306. He would very quickly get them pliable and loyal to Us.

unrealtournament4-deactivated20 asked: My Queen, I am sorry to bother you but tuh PINK AVENGER! *lighning* has gone completely psychopath. I require your express permission to arrest her. May I, or do you think it's best for her to be left alone?

We will observe her for the moment. Do not act rashly against her. Pink energy is an unpredictable force, and We would hate to lose any agents trapped on the other side of the 4th wall.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Hay! Hay! Ya Majesty! Ah killed Zig!

…Zig was one of Our agents, you know?

81008100dedhoof8easts-blog asked: hey nm what2 the 2tory, your note 2aiid you were haviing 2py trouble or 2omethiing

Yes. The traitor has already been identified and dealt with, but We fear that his work still lingers.

*She shows him through a factory filled with armoured golems.*

He siphoned resources from Us to produce these. We wish you to analyse the golem’s programming, identify what the traitor’s plans for them were, and then reprogram them to be loyal to Us. Think you can manage it?

ask-araima-blog asked: *Jumps out of the way to avoid being hit* HOLY SYIERIJEOY THEY HATE ME! *Fires a few rounds at the reanimated*

*The armour glows where what I can only assume is some kind of energy weapon hits it, but doesn’t give way. The reanimated continues to use it’s cannon, holding back on it’s missiles to avoid damaging the castle walls.*