Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Aug 30

somevarietyofmess asked: I feel like I might know what nuyen is, but I've never heard of boondollars before. Anyway, should I leave some random amount of cash here as a down-payment and get my key so I can move in tonight? Or should I go figure out the right amount first?

Whatever you think is appropriate. We don’t care that much about the rent, getting more ponies to live in Our city is enough.

blood-salvo-blog asked: *his ghost appears* If you do anything to harm Madame Rarity... I will haunt your flank... DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

We won’t harm her.

We are very nervous, but are trying not to show it. We should have asked Karkat what you’re supposed to do on a hate date, We don’t think treating it just like a normal date is correct…

Aug 29

somevarietyofmess asked: It's one of the interuniversal currencies. I don't quite know the exchange rate to bits, but I could probably go find out real quick if you want to know.

Well, We suppose We could accept it. We already have one strange pony paying in something called ‘nuyen’, and some of Our employees seem to be using a currency known as 'boondollars’.

asksugarsong-blog asked: Thanks! *Poses like a classical goddess*

*Nightmare Moon’s horn glows and Sugar Song is encased in a nullentropy effect field and a nice coating of bronze. She levitates her into place in the gallery, and sets a release spell for six hours.*

somevarietyofmess asked: You know, I think I'd like to rent a place in Moon City. ((That was the name, right? It's been a while since I've seen it.)) Do you take Munny?

((ooc: Yep.))

There are plenty of available houses and apartments. But what is ‘munny’?

asksugarsong-blog asked: Sorry to bother you like this Miss Moon but I need time to think without interruption. Could you turn me into a statue in the gallery for a few hours?

Certainly. One bronzing coming up. Get into a nice pose, now.

hoofbeasts:

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(Kanaya bows respectfully and leaves to begin her work.  As she does, Vriska looks up at Nightmare Moon eagerly.)

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We have something for you, possibly. Do your manipul8ion powers allow you to use somepony else as a spy? We would like to discreetly keep an eye on Arcel. He’s currently under the effects of possibly dangerous magic.

Or, if you’d prefer, We’d like you to try your hand at manipul8ing some of Our test subjects. A very rude group of special forces ponies broke into Our castle last night and blew up Our brainwashing machine, and some of the subjects are starting to get a little restless without it’s influence.

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askbloodmoon asked: Well, I haven't really been spending all that much time with him today.

Well, We’re sure he’s all right. Even if We did temporarily remove his ability to feel empathy, he’s still your father. It’s not like he’s going to go around baking ponies into cupcakes or anything.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Dinner Reservations ain' really my thing : / Ah usually jus' eat lemons, ah ain' never been out fuh a meal before : /

…Well at least you’ll never get scurvy.

We have something else you might be able to help with. Here. *She hoofs the Avenger a stencil and a pack of spray paint.* Spray a few of these inconspicuously around Manehattan, in places the young ponies of today like to hang out in.

askbloodmoon asked: Hey, Mom, got anything for me and my clones to do?

Well, We cast a rather dangerous spell on your father last night. Has he been acting strangely? We have to keep an eye on him while he’s under it’s effects.