vindicarthehippogriff asked: Well, I knew it will happen sooner or later, but I weren't expecting it to happen so soon. And looks like I underestimated you... again.
We didn’t intend for it to, but events forced Our hoof.
jolteon-pony-blog asked: Hiya. I'm... Moonshine.
Hello. Are you here to worship Us?
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: TAKE ME NOW YOU MAGNIFICENT FIEND
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Another mind crumbles before the power of the Kisses of Nightmare Moon!
the-shady-bacon asked: Thanks, Nightmare! By the way, half past has been sacrificing goats to you. Does that actually help?
No, not really. Even a thousand years ago animal sacrifice wasn’t part of Our church. We just don’t see any value in responding to them.
Now pony sacrifice, on the other hand, is effective (as long as it is a pony that can be classified as Our enemy). There are a few… traditionalists who still practice it.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: So you kiss ponies so they'll work for you? You went from evil force to prostitute?
“Settle on no means in obtaining your goals.”
Speaking of which… *She grabs Twilight and kisses her deeply.* Anything?
the-shady-bacon asked: Yeah, I married Pinkie Pie. It wasn't smart. An do over would be nice.
We would be willing to provide that. Drop by the castle anytime. There are a few papers to sign and a brief rite, but We should be able to annul that for you in less than an hour.
askbutterscotch asked: BWAHAHAHA really? you think you are that powerful? they may have turned because they dident want to kiss you again. heck. i can hardly tell if you are coming or going because your flank looks like your face.
prinnies-for-ponies-blog asked: Dood! Hiya, Dood! "Hay, Dood!" >Why're you all evil looking? Dood!
We look evil because fear and intimidation are the greatest tools available to Us as We work for the greater good of all ponies.
vindicarthehippogriff asked: >Raising a young alicorn can be quite difficult, especially for former mortals. >>former mortals >>>former
It’s not common knowledge, but We granted him immortality some time back. It was the only way to save his life following an unfortunate accident.
((ooc: She’s lying about what actually happened, but Arcel is immortal now.))
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: I think you overestimate your kissing ability.
Oh, really? Ask Starbuck, who went from hating Us to worshipping Us following a kiss, or the Avenger, who went from devoted Solarite to Our most loyal follower after a brief make out session.