the-shady-bacon asked: *rubs his head* Technically I am seeing somepony so, I wouldn't say a free colt, but at least it isn't one of your mortal enemies this time.
If you don’t mind Us asking, why were you married to Pinkie Pie in the first place. Even though nopony but Us seems to realise how dangerous she is, everypony We’ve talked to about her believed that no mortal pony could ever keep up with her.
alcapony asked: Is it a problem if I've taken up the Imperial Cult? Enough ponies have been giving me manure about it. I don't care if your the physical manifestation of nightmarish power given form by Luna, your my friend, and friends support each other.
It’s because We consider you a friend that We are concerned.
You have, of course, come across the Imperial Cult’s tenant “suffer not the alien to live”, yes?
ask-araima-blog asked: *Letter appears and is addressed to you by Araima KFT*
*Nightmare Moon’s bomb squad opens the letter.*
Anonymous asked: GO FUCK DISCORD AND BRING ME RESULTS
Despite Our interest in scientific investigation, and even given that We aren’t really sure if Discord is male, female, or some combination of both, nor which species’ genitalia it manifests… No thank you.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Hey, if that's what it takes.
Well, in the interest of science…
*She teleports Twilight and her to her bedchambers.* Let’s experiment, shall we?
Anonymous asked: Damn it Discord is on the loose, I'd watch your back if I where you. That guy is going to be nothing but trouble for everyone. ~ Mr.B
Discord’s back? And We should be afraid of him why? He’s just a rascally clown. How much harm can he do?
the-shady-bacon asked: Figures. *hits self* Ow.
Good. Let this pain remind you of how silly it is to get married.
Okay, that’s it. Congratulations, you are now a free colt again.
the-shady-bacon asked: *signs* Alright, then. Thanks, Nightmare.
Okay. We’ll be mailing notice to Pinkie and the Equestrian marriage registry immediately.
Now for the ritual bit. Take this stick and hit yourself with it. *She hoofs him a thin willow rod.*
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: What? No, I don't want to work for you or anything.
Are you sure?
Well, Starbuck did say it took him a romp in bed with Us to become a full worshipper…
the-shady-bacon asked: That's what I told him. I think he may be nuts. Anyway, can we do the annulment now?
Certainly. *She gets out a short stack of papers.* Just sign here and here, and put Pinkie’s mailing address here.