rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Ya Mejesty? "no mortal pony could ever keep up with her." *ahem* Ah believe ah could! *hurt expression*
Well, We heard that before We met you. *She thinks for a moment.* Yes, We suspect you might very well be able to keep up with her.
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Well it's a kind of roundabout thing, but that whole Nightmarium, almost dieing, getting possessed and getting my brain fractured,, then reassembled, thing actually lead me down a path I never went down before, and I actually found love.
We are glad things turned out so well.
Do not, however, take this as a precedent that eating strange lumps of metal leads to life success.
Anonymous asked: FUCK HIM AND HE WILL SPREAD THE AMAZING TALE OF YOUR GREAT SEXUAL ADVANCES REGARDING BONDAGE
No. Some gossip-mongering ponies may it impossible that We could feel this way about anything, but We do not have any desire to have sex with Discord.
captain-blackmane asked: Well, turned out I got friend-zoned by a mare. I be plenty rich still. Oh, and I be tryin' ta prove I be the best sailor and/or pirate in all of Equestria. Normal stuff. Yaself Moony?
Well, We just discovered a threat to Our rule that may be greater even than Celestia. And no, We don’t mean Discord. We aren’t afraid of rascally clowns.
the-shady-bacon asked: I jumped the gun as it were. I was getting over a nasty breakup and I was vulnerable.
Well, We hope you will think things through more carefully in the future. As We have mentioned before, We generally disapprove of marriage, but understand if ponies occasionally need its stability in their lives.
alcapony asked: YES! NOPONY BUT YOU HAS FIGURED THIS OUT!
Ah. Well then, this has alleviated Our fears regarding your conversion, and has raised some entirely new and worse ones…
alcapony asked: ITS THE IMPERIUM OF EQUUS! NOPONY GETS THIS! *exaggerated hoofgestures*
…Wait wait wait. Back up for a moment. You are telling Us there is some universe in which the Imperium of Man exists, but is inhabited by ponies?
captain-blackmane asked: Top of the day ta ya Moony.
Hello, Blackmane. How does this night find you?
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Hello Nightmare, I figured I'd come and thank you.
You’re welcome.
We have done so many praiseworthy acts that We must ask what in particular you are thanking Us for this time.
alcapony asked: Indeed. So far everypony else has been calling me a heretic and saying not so nice things.
Well, if you want to know a little secret, We actually considered modelling Our Church after the human’s Imperial Cult, modified of course to fit ponies.
What We are concerned about is that you will run afoul of the Inquisition. Ordo Xenos will certainly not appreciate (to put it lightly) an alien joining the Cult, and We suspect Ordo Malleus may have some objections regarding your formerly dead state as well.