Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Sep 17

Anonymous asked: *she grumbles and enters, being escorted(from a distance due to her storm cloud) to the throne room, where she made it about half way through the room until sitting, keeping her distance* What have you done with my brother, put him under some kind of spell? *she asked, anger dripping in voice* - Fiesta Swirl

*Nightmare Moon sits down on the throne.*

We have done nothing to your brother save make him stronger. He is with Us by his own free will.

the-heavy-weapons-guy-blog asked: *is affected by discord and is eating a salad* sandvich bad , salad good,

Really?… Then what is your opinion of scout?

roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Oh don't you worry I'm not gonna write a book recommending it to everyone, but it was a pivotal moment in my life that sent it down a road that got really bumpy before it got REALLY smooth. And I've got you to thank for it.

Well, however roundabout the means, We are glad you are happy now.

captain-blackmane asked: And what sort of threat be so dire ta ya rule, Moony? Ya don't seem like the type ta be fearin' much. Bein' near god-like in power yaself.

Well, you have heard of the Imperium of Man, correct? A major human power governing one of the many universes that run parallel to this one.

We just discovered there is a pony equivalent, the Imperium of Equus. The threat posed by this empire’s existence should be obvious.

ask-araima-blog asked: It reads: "Hello, Blackish one. Were do i begin, oh yes straight to business. It seems you were right! No one wanted to sign the Kanyytin so, I am send invitations to a meeting out to you, the blue one and the white one, possibly the other white one. It is so we can get diplomacies settled in, before Process 354 is used. So please respond in the back. -Araima"

*Nightmare Moon sends the letter to her scientists for analysis (specifically looking for any usable DNA, either from the paper or the writer).*

alcapony asked: I'm not betraying all of Equestria so you can kill Celestia, Nightmare Moon. Knowing the life eater virus, your plan would backfire on you and the entire planet would be consumed then incinerated.

We aren’t stupid, you know. We aren’t going to use biological weapons against Celestia, no matter how desperate We become.

We did, however, kind of tell an alien empire that they could take their treaty and shove it up whatever their equivalent of their rump is (and send their ambassador to the sun), and virus bombs would be very handy in the upcoming war.

the-shady-bacon asked: Thanks, Nightmare. Although to be fair, I married Pinkie because she was pregnant.

Pinkie is pregnant?… Is it yours?

Anonymous asked: *she glares a bit up at the balcony* You! You're the one that made him stray! *straightens up a bit* I am Royal Guard #268 of Canterlot, I am one of the more powerful Weather Magic Unicorns. *looking up in a bit of anger* My name is Fiesta Swirl and I would like to have a word with my Idiot Brother! - Fiesta Swirl

Swirl? Brother? You mean Arcel? We weren’t aware Arcel had any family… We will speak with you. Guards, permit her to approach the throne room for an audience!

alcapony asked: them being?

…Nothing. Nothing at all.

Say, you don’t suppose you could ask somepony in this ‘Imperium of Equus’ for a sample of the life-eater virus, would you? It would be of vast help in Our research.

arbor-viridanus asked: Stahrbuck eez lyink. I never said ze sacreefice vas ah goat.

Well, what did you sacrifice?