ask-araima-blog asked: A moment after Roh's laser is focused a much brighter, wider one comes from the unknown space and stars above and the air around the Titan starts to build static*
*Nightmare Moon’s soldiers dive for cover. The surviving Imperial Guard regroup around the Titan while inside tech-priests try desperately to get the Titan’s void shield online.*
the-shady-bacon asked: Right, but what will keep us warm?
The nearly infinite amount of power that can be extracted from the chopped-up bits of sun. There will be distribution problems at first, of course, but We are confident they can be worked out.
ask-araima-blog asked: *Roh's policing lights light up* Rho: CRIMAL THREAT CODE: BLUE ADMINISTERING BACKUP *Points a steady green laser towards the Titan*
*Nightmare Moons forces ignore Roh, bent on subduing the Imperial Guardsponies and securing the Titan.*
the-shady-bacon asked: Um, you mind enlightening me on that one? How will Equestria stay alive without the sun? I kind of thought you were just going to stick the sun behind the moon.
Actually, Our plan is to chop the sun up into little pieces and use it to power fusion reactors. By Our estimates that should increase the useful lifespan of the sun by several trillion years.
As for plant life, We have mentioned several times in the past Our plans to use magic to adapt them to run directly of nuclear power, rather than through that inefficient ‘photosynthesis’ process.
someguywhatsaysthings-blog asked: Sooo...what kind of benefits package are we looking at for following you? 401k? Dental?
We offer a complete health care package, generous salaries, and free room and board.
the-shady-bacon asked: Why is it that only insane ponies don't hate you? Minus me. I'm sane and I worship you.
Well, insanity is one of the greatest indicators of genius. Your average pony immediately thinks no sun=death, and doesn’t stop to think about how inefficient the sun is in the first place, or how it could be replaced with far more efficient systems.
ask-araima-blog asked: Roh: THE LAW IS UNAUTHORIZE TO USE THIS BUT *A Pair of boosters deploy from the back of his leg and activate sending roh flying out of the way*
*The Titan comes crashing down, badly damaging both the castle gate and some of the surrounding buildings. Nightmare Moon’s guards immediately pour out of several hidden secondary exits, engaging the Imperial Guard and attempting to seize the Titan.*
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No thank you. We have had bad experiences with such deals in the past.
arbor-viridanus asked: Thahnk you, your Mahjestee... *Slinks off to the medical station*
You are most welcome.
the-shady-bacon asked: Are you guys ever not under attack?
Yes, quite often. Why, We remember a time last week when We weren’t besieged for almost six hours.