Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Sep 30

*Nightmare Moon hangs a sign in the Ponyville town square.*

gordianpony:

ask-nightmaremoon:

WANTED: Unicorn willing to perform certain tasks in a discreet manner. Must be good liar, not ask too many questions. Apply at Moon Castle ruins.

Whats the pay? 

Wait.. no this is stupid. I’ll get executed. 

Are you sure? You would be perfect for the job, the pay will be excellent, and all you’ll have to do is a bit of acting, and tell one little lie.

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cutiemarkofmastery asked: Uh, Nightmare Moon? Can ya come with me? Ah need ta show ya what's goin' on, an' ah cain't really bring it to ya.

Very well. *She follows Applebloom.*

*Nightmare Moon hangs a sign in the Ponyville town square.*

WANTED: Unicorn willing to perform certain tasks in a discreet manner. Must be good liar, not ask too many questions. Apply at Moon Castle ruins.

roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Hey sis!

Sis? Don’t tell Us some member of the royal family has felt the need to expand it though adoption again.

ask-araima-blog asked: ?: Hmmhmhmhm! Do you hear that Rodgru? *No response* Oh, silly man. Don't you remember? That spell you casted! Hmeheheh *Cough*

What spell? You’ll have to be more specific… Do you mean the timestop? Something went wrong with it?

samandmaxfreelancepolice asked: Max: FREEZE, MOLESTIA! Sam: Max, I don't think this is Molestia.

What is this!? Some kind of talking rabbit, and a clothed diamond dog? Are We insane again?

Sep 29

askbutterscotch:
“ laserdinosaurs:
“ viewofazoo:
“ I was asked if I was a vegetarian.
I didn’t ignore the comment, I had just planned on making a post about it.
I am a vegetarian. I can’t go completely vegan yet. I make cupcakes.. I need eggs, milk...

askbutterscotch:

laserdinosaurs:

viewofazoo:

I was asked if I was a vegetarian.
I didn’t ignore the comment, I had just planned on making a post about it.

I am a vegetarian. I can’t go completely vegan yet. I make cupcakes.. I need eggs, milk and I love cheese. But I hope to one day be able to have the property to have a few chickens and a cow or two, so I can atleast have the piece of mind that the animals I am getting them from are being given the care and appreciation they deserve.

I haven’t been doing the whole vegetarian thing for long. Only a couple of months. It was quite a change because I love burgers and fried chicken! Luckily I love all vegetables. I’ll probably be turning green soon! As much as I miss grabbing a double cheese burger from McDonalds, I just constantly remind myself…

Meat is Murder.

sorry to disagree but murder is delicious

PETA

People Eating Tasty Animals

((ooc: I wouldn’t recommend eating Pamela Anderson. All those chemicals and preservatives! No thanks!))

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ask-araima-blog asked: ?: Oh, no. But I assure YOU that I know YOU. And yes I sent them all out. All those years ago. *She coughs and the liquid splatters on the wall and sinks*

*Nightmare Moon’s eyes narrow.* Explain yourself. What do you mean by ‘all those years ago’? Why are you attempting to conquer Our domain?

pannacottaflan-deactivated20111 asked: Because you were Luna once and went to the Dark Side after failing.

Well, if by ‘go to the Dark Side after failing’ you mean 'willing to do absolutely anything to protect their loved ones, even against their own will’, then yes, We do have something in common with them.

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