Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Oct 02

gummy-the-toothless-alligat-blog asked: *blinks. Gummy can't talk anyway*

Hey, if you really can’t tell anypony then you’re getting free venison, and if you can We’ve covered Our plot. What do you say?

quiethoof-bookpony asked: Hi there. I work for Delponies, currently, I'm Window's secretary. Is there anything you want him to know?

Other that We are willing to start shooting whenever he’s ready, and that despite any fictions being told about Us Our ‘no bestiality’ clause remains firm, no.

saethwrthealicorn asked: I haven't heard anything from you in a while. How goes the night?

…Awkwardly, at the moment.

If you hear any rumours that We had sex with an alligator, know that they are damnable lies of the highest caliber, and We suspect the ponies telling them would be actively on fire at this moment if they wore pants.

pannacottaflan-deactivated20111 asked: *Sneaks into Nightmare Moon and took several butt shots of her before leaving and posting the Flank Shots into the Internet*

*Nightmare Moon has recently agreed to star in a pornographic film. She considers sending you a thank you card for the free advertising, but decides against it.*

gummy-the-toothless-alligat-blog asked: *just blinks. Twilight told everypony anyway*

No, We don’t care if she told everypony. Everypony knows she’s Our enemy, so We can say she just did it out of spite.

So, if We get you 150 pounds of prime venison, will you keep this our little secret?

gummy-the-toothless-alligat-blog asked: *blinks* (( Guess which Gummy this is~ ;3 ))

Oh, BUCK!

What do you want to keep things quiet?

…What does one bribe an alligator with anyway? Meat? Do you want meat? We can get it for you, in exchange for your silence.

cutiemarkofmastery asked: ((If you got my last ask, ignore it I guess, I must be getting tired. If you already answered and I missed it, maybe delete it.)) *Apple Bloom does as Nightmare Moon instructed, taking hold of her tail*

*Nightmare Moon tugs again on the thread, and the two of them are whisked into the void between worlds. Applebloom hears voices at the edge of her perception, whispering unknowable things.*

Don’t open your eyes! This will pass soon!

spike-the-stoned-dragon-blog asked: Get it?

Yes, We received the other will. There were no hints about the project, but the admission that We modified her mind strikes too close to the truth. We will have to preform a full investigation on the matter.

ask-lunar asked: *Squeak*

Hello, Lunar. Pinkie brought over some balloons for you and your sisters. Share, okay? *She hoofs him the bundle of balloons.*

askpinkiecanon asked: Hi there! How are you today? I brought some more balloons!

Thank you. Lunar simply loves balloons.