Anonymous asked: Is the moon really made out of cheese? And if so, what kind?
The moon is not made from cheese. We aren’t sure how that little story got started, but it is mostly composed of carbon-silicon rock formations and helium ice.
askgraff asked: I would just like to formally ask of you, though I am neutral in any conflict between you and Celestia, I would be greatly appreciated if, in the event of your immortal conquest, were you to allow me the position of Governor. 'T would be quite lovely.
We may consider it. What are your qualifications? Do you have any previous executive experience?
the-shady-bacon asked: Hey, did you see? A new Celestia popped up.
We saw the one that was running a joint blog with Luna. Has another one appeared?
gummy-the-toothless-alligat-blog asked: *Gummy isn't scared. Gummy'll take the food anyway.*
We thought you’d see reason.
*She teleports out, then back in however long it took her to down, clean, and dress a twelve-point buck.* Here you go, this should be at least 150 pounds.
gummy-the-toothless-alligat-blog asked: *blinks. Is gonna tell everypony what you screamed. "Mutant Alligator babies" and all that*
…You know, We don’t have to deal with you nicely. We could just compel you not to tell anypony. It’s purely out of the kindness of Our heart that We’re offering you a gift.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Can you believe those other ponies that weren't us who were copulating with an alligator? Reprehensible.
We cannot believe it. It’s simply shocking the lengths some ponies will go to for a bit of gossip.
pannacottaflan-deactivated20111 asked: So Nightmare, like the Flank Shots I took?
Yes, they were quite flattering. Thank you for advertising Our upcoming film for Us.
((Which Avenger? Not Pink, right?))
(( This is Avengermod, so OBVIOUSLY all the Avengers ))
((ooc: Gummy’s a one joke character. You’ll get bored with him and either drop him or have him develop a terrible case of Cerberus Syndrome.))
(via gummy-the-toothless-alligat-blog)
bleetingdoofus asked: Have you ever summoned Cthulhoof to do your bidding?
No, We don’t have any business with aliens with delusions of grandeur.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Some party, huh?
…Quite. We understand some ponies got out of hand. A shame.