*Gummy knows what you did last night*
LIES!!!! ALL OF IT, LIES!!!!!!!!
do they taste good?
((ooc: Delicious.))
(via hornuraakemi)
((ooc: Because different species can have many and varied sorts of organs, and you should really know what genitals your partner has when writing an RP sex scene, even a joke one.
And I really did think they had spines, before I looked it up. Snakes have spines.))
tsp-imout-deactivated20111019 asked: Well no, that's weird "furry" fetish stuff.. Although there should have been two of them. But then again, Gummy's probably some weird ass mutant thing to begin with considering his teeth and how he never seems to grow.
We don’t have the slightest idea what you’re going on about.
Nope, only one.
((ooc: Alligators don’t have hemipenes. Yes, I looked it up and checked. See what I make myself do for you ponies!?))
*Gummy drags the meat away, slowly. Gummy winks at Nightmare*
Good doing business with you, alligator We’ve never met before.
tsp-imout-deactivated20111019 asked: Cool, I blaspheme all the damn time. So how IS crococock?
How should We know?
Not spiny like expected.
Anonymous asked: The incident, being gummy doing a bunch of ponies.
Ah. We had heard that several ponies had been so indiscreet to engage in public bestiality.
Any rumours that We were one such pony are damnable lies and blasphemy, however.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: So, you signed on for a porno? If you're looking to change your name, I recommend "Nightmare Poon". It's got a good ring to it.
Since the film (and possibly photobooks) will be intended to function as propaganda, We will be using Our real name.
We hope they will give a new meaning to ‘Submit to the authority of Nightmare Moon’ that young stallions (and some mares) thoughout Equestria will be eager to follow.
Anonymous asked: Alot of us anons were going to use it to kill ourselves. After the incident, we no longer have any will to live.
We are very sure absolutely no incident occurred, but if you must the tanks are in the secure storage section, tunnel S-0451. Just be sure to leave your corpses where they can be disposed of properly.
Anonymous asked: You wouldn't happen to have any Nova 6, would you?
No, but We do have stockpiles of several other comparable nerve agents. Why do you ask?