askannaoreradose asked: Anna: Yes... Molestia. The Freelance Police are trying to arrest her. Well, the key word is "TRY", as they're failed every time so far.
You don’t hold out much hope for their success? Good. We have uses for Molestia, uses that require her to be not in prison.
the-shady-bacon asked: *salute* Yes, mam! Anything else I can do?
Well, We suppose it would hurt you much if you let her know We might be interested in ‘tea’, sometime. Just watch your anus carefully for foreign objects while you’re in her presence.
ask-araima-blog asked: The magic is unaffecting, but you recognize a twisted varient of your own magic trying to block access* ?: Oh, don't worry deary, You'll get a clue in the next milleneum. And I'll be here to keep you company all. The. Way! *Maniacal laughter*
*She sighs.* Even if We can’t capture you for interrogation, We can still leave at any time. *She attempts to teleport out.*
((ooc: Ponies are giving out their phone numbers? That doesn’t seem like a good idea…))
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Galaxiour; Well it is unfortunate but true, the laws were never created with your unusual manner of birth in mind. But is ruling all you require in life?
*Sigh.* Even if We give up Our ambitions, a thing that is impossible but We know it’s what you want, if Celestia should die accidentally the throne will fall not to Us, not to Luna, but to that madmare Corona Blaze. The throne goes to the elder princess’s daughters, unless her eldest daugher is married before she dies. You can see Our dilemma.
the-shady-bacon asked: Yeah, she's pretty friendly. Borderline motherly, but she kept trying to seduce me, who can blame her, and she tried to get me to go to a gay bar. *shrug* That's all the intel I can really give you on her. She said she wanted to have tea with you.
We will have to go speak with her. We’d also strongly, strongly recommend you avoid her. Pleasant or not, she is not healthy for mortal ponies to be around.
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Galaxiour; My goodness what has happened?
We’ve been doing readings into the old laws, the magic that governs the rulership of Equestria. Did you know, father, that We are entirely outside the line of succession, that We could never rule Equestria, either alone or with Luna?
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Galaxiour; *Wraps his hoof around her* She shall always be your sister, just as you will always be my daughter. I am sure you know the feeling of a parent to their children.
…Yes. We do. *She hugs him.* Oh, father, We just found out We might have to do something that could ruin Our relationship with Arcel! *She starts crying.* What should We do?
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Galaxiour; Well the event itself was, interesting to say the least. The crowd were quite restless by the end of it. My child looked radiant in her wedding dress. I am sure the palace will look amazing with a picture of it in the main hall.
We wish We could have been there… *She looks sad.* Luna’s drifting away from Us. The signs have been there for a while, but We had convinced Ourselves We were mistaken.
the-shady-bacon asked: The new Celestia's account is called Themolestia. Not sure why. She looks nothing like a mole.
Ah, so Celestia’s little bit of dirty laundry isn’t public knowledge yet. Good, good…