mythic-swirl asked: *blinks, surprised at her reaction, still worried though*.. b-buy her off?.. a-and yes she is set on keeping it.. s-so far at least.. *swallows nervously* A-as far as I know.. she doesn't have any political alignment.. b-but.. *looks away*.. she is important to me Nightmare.. l-like you are.. *sighs, lowering head*.. I don't know why my heart keeps putting me in situations like this.. *shaking a bit*
*Nightmare Moon hugs him.* Shh, don’t worry, it’ll be all right. There are traditions as old as Equestria for handling illegitimate children on the part of royalty or official consorts. We will provide her with a very nice secluded manor house in which to raise the foal, plus a generous allowance in exchange for not making… difficulties for Us. Very straightforward, very simple. And for you, We will even waive the traditional requirement that she never see you again.
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obviously i am the manliest man
((Wait, when I first arrived did you guys think I was a guy?))
((Yeah, do people think I’m a guy?))
((ooc: this one doesn’t apply to me, but, I am a guy and I usually play male characters… and a lot of people for some reason assume I’m female o_o I still don’t get why.))
((ooc: It’s your emoticons.))
(via mythic-swirl)
mythic-swirl asked: *shakes head* N-no.. it does involve another pony.. she is not an element barer.. *sighs* You deserve to know the truth.. and though this may make you hate me.. I will not lie about it... *looks up at her* Nightmare.. I.. I have.. impregnated another mare.. it was not on purpose and not planned.. but it did happen. *trying not to show fear, succeeding, except for the look in his eyes, it would be crazy for him not to be afraid of her reaction though*
*Nightmare Moon actually looks sort of relieved.* Is that all? You got Us worried there for a moment.
To tell you the truth, this is not an entirely unexpected occurrence. We will need to take care of it, however. Tell Us, who is the mother? Is she dead set on keeping the foal? Does she have any Celestial political leanings, or anything else that will make buying her off more expensive?
ask-araima-blog asked: Starts rolling around in the fluids.* ?: Oh my it feels so good to be able to feel something! YOU should try it! *Stops for a minute* A deal what kind? *The hole she left glows for a second*
*The creature possessing Nightmare Moon looks down at her with a kindly gaze.* Well, I can see my little Moony did quite the number on you, young lady. I can fix you up as good as new. Better, even. All you’ll have to do is do me one teensy little favour, and also promise me you won’t bother my Moony in the future. She has big things ahead of her, and I don’t want anypony getting in the way.
stilllunaanswers asked: Have you ever heard of Dormammu?
No, We’ve never heard that name before. Should We have?
((ooc: I know he’s a Marvel villain, but that’s about it.))
cutiemarkofmastery asked: *the number of Heartless has increased dramatically, but with Nightmare Moon's active participation, things go considerably better; the Heartless begin to back off, watching, as if expecting something*
*In between horn slashes and spells, she gasps out to Applebloom.* We have some information, but not enough.
stilllunaanswers asked: Nightmare?
Yes, Luna?
mythic-swirl asked: *approaches nervously* N-nightmare.. I have now done something that I feel is completely.. and totally.. a betrayal of you.. *shaking a bit*
What is it?… Did that Sparkle slut seduce you again!? We swear, We’ll burn her eyes this time!!!!
81008100dedhoof8easts-blog asked: (Gamzee leers from the shadows.) hello again. GREETINGS, YOUR ROYAL HAUGHTINESS. kanaya says you guys don't follow the hemospectrum. SUDDENLY I FIND MYSELF WONDERING. what does that mean? WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BLOOD?
Our blood, unlike that of mortal ponies, is black. Our biologists tell Us it’s hyperoxygenated, and get very excited when looking at it.
themolestia-deactivated20120401 asked: Hello Nightmare, how are you doing? I was told you'd accept my offer for some tea, when is a good time for you?
Whenever you’d like. We think your place would probably be better, Our castle is… not presentable, at the moment.