xavar-thechaoslord-deactivated2 asked: I accept your offer and I shall obtain the virus. However, I am now an enemy of my former warmaster, Abaddon. This will complicate things.
Our need for the virus has become less urgent, but We would still like some.
The titan We are offering in trade is Emperor-class, freshly ‘borrowed’ from the Empire of Equus. As We speak Our technicians are refitting the controls for human use. They assure Us that the missing superstructure is purely cosmetic, and that the weapons and void shields are fully operational.
I have just noticed that every pony I have had any real interaction with just happened to be a unicorn.
I have barely even spoken to any pegasi or earth ponies.
Nothing important, just an odd coincidence I wished to point out.
In Our experience unicorns tend to have the most contact with other species. Earth ponies don’t tend towards adventurous personalities, and pegasi tend to stay off in their own society in the clouds.
themolestia-deactivated20120401 asked: There is this troublesome little puppy that needs to be taught a lesson... are you up for it?
That depends. Assuming that’s a euphemism for something, maybe. If you’re asking if We want to rape a dog, then no.
Anonymous asked: Wrath.
It really gets Us angry when banks don’t take basic magical security precautions, then act like We’re the bad mare when We edit their records to give somepony a few thousand bits.
cytherashard asked: Well, I may have been bragging a bit too much about how amazing you are.~ *She winks and smiles.*
Well, We might have to tell ponies then that you were not so bad yourself. Tn a disgusting sun-hag fashion, of course.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Hypothetically I was faking that for her benefit.
Hypothetically, if you were to make that admission, it might make Us feel a bit better, and We’d have to thank you for it.
Anonymous asked: lust
Well, there’s Arcel and Rarity, but those are no big secrets.
Well, if We’re being honest, occasionally, when We execute traitors (especially using some of the more ‘exotic’ methods We have developed), We sometimes find it rather 'exciting’.
We think We really creeped poor Sylvester out that one time.
dusklightpony asked: Well we could always tell him that under your rule well bring glorious chaos to the Equestrian ponies and also triumph over his/yours/our enemies, the Elements of Harmony. Under sufficient study, I have surmised that the Elements only work if all 6 of them are active. If we could find a way to eliminate or negate one of them, all would fall. This would be be more efficient and less time consuming then defeating all 6
From experience, while the power of the Elements is greatly reduced if they are incomplete, individually they still hold some power. If the holders are corrupted, however, the Elements will not function, which is the biggest argument We could see for freeing Discord.
Anonymous asked: Have you slept with Chrona yet?
If you mean Corona, no.
Should We be sleeping with her before We get married? What are the marriage traditions these days? We barely paid attention to such things 1000 years ago, and We are at a loss for what is proper now.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.