thegreatandpowwerfuleridan-blog asked: shut your glubbin mouth baldy im better than vvri at evverythin
Oh, really? The other Eriden just sits on his rump all day being useless, while Vriska runs all sorts of special projects for Us. Even the shouty one has proven himself more useful than other Eridan.
foreverlostways asked: Prior to my last message about your mane, there were rumors that it was made of magic, and flows through objects such as your armoring on your head.
That’s more a property of Our armour than a property of Our mane. We can’t stand helmet mane, so We worked up a few simple enchantments that make Our helmet porous to Our mane while solid to everything else.
cutiemarkofmastery asked: Yeah, ah won't stop until she's told me everything! But, if she can do that darknessy thing, how are we gonna catch her?
We have a cage in Our castle that prevents magic from being used within it. It isn’t… healthy to stay in it for too long, but a few hours while we talk some sense into her shouldn’t be too dangerous.
The only problem is how to lure her into the cage.
…You realize the planet would FREEZE SOLID without sunlight, right?
Yeah! This is why I don’t like it when people support Nightmare Moon.
How many times to We have to tell you ponies that We totally have that problem solved already!
(via asklemondrop-blog)
I don’t see why so many people dislike Typewryter so much. Sure he can get out of hand at times, but he usually realizes it some time later. The only part I don’t get is how the hell he made a huge ass castle for him to live in right on the edge of Ponyville. -anon
((ooc: He doesn’t own it. He’s the live-in curator of a museum in Ponyville that happens to be in a castle, just like Twilight’s the live-in librarian in a library that happens to be a tree.))
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Zebra!? CAWn't i kill it, pleeaassee?
We thought you’d want to, which is why We must specifically forbid it.
He is the leader of a local Zebrican militia. We are signing an agreement to supply his followers with arms, in exchange for certain concessions, concessions that will get broader and broader as his war drags on. By the time he wins We’ll own him, so don’t mess this up for Us.
ponder-the-philosopher-deactiva asked: You mention Arcel (and please forgive me for that prior post. I had the intention that you disregarded my plea), now who might this Arcel be? And I have heard stories of you trying to corrupt the six famous ponies of Ponyville, namely Rainbow Dash. Do you have mind controlling powers like how the locals say you do? And you talk in "we" instead of "I." Are you a collection of entities?
Arcel is a pony We met following Our escape from the moon and separation from Luna at the hands of the Elements of Harmony. He approached Us with questions, and over the course of events We became quite close.
We do have some ability to control a ponies mind. Generally, the orders We give have to be reasonable to the pony in question in order for them to be obeyed. We had access to a more broad-spectrum mind control method, but it has since been lost to Us.
As for your final question, We are now a single entity, though formerly a part of Princess Luna. Our use of the majestic plural is simply a way to add a proper sense of regality to Our speech.
mythic-swirl asked: M-maybe.. haven't read it all yet.. *looking around* I was hoping to find one that was exclusive to.. to royals.. i-it would at least be less strict.. I-i think.. the only refferance to one I have f-found says that if I ever refuse.. I lose the license and will be ineligible for another unless the royal I said no to says otherwise..
There was a special courtesan’s license that used to be available 1000 years ago that permitted the holder to select an exclusive clientele. Is there any mention of it in modern laws?
foreverlostways asked: Hello my Queen, I wish to know, how do you keep you mane like so.
Just regular brushings. Mostly, it’s all natural.
We don’t know why it’s starry and prehensile, just as Celestia doesn’t know why there’s a perpetual wind blowing through her mane. It just is.
ponder-the-philosopher-deactiva asked: Nightmare Moon, allow me to introduce myself, for that I am Ponder, a local philosopher in Ponyville. I have been intrigued by your actions that I would like to ask you how you see life and Ponyville. It is my personal duty to collect information of others and base it on my view of life. Would you allow me a peek into what makes you Nightmare Moon?
Very well. Ask your questions, and We will answer.
You know, this is how We first met Arcel.