I think kids are adorable! ^_^
Adorably deliciouss, in my opinion. Wait, no that doessn’t really make ssensse now doess it…
And that is why you’ll never meet my foals, Sylvester.
An understandable reaction.
We will be introducing Our triplets to him, once they’re old enough. As future deities they will have to learn not to fear the monsters as mortals do.
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(( Oh god I’m so torn between ships dfgbgfbgf ))
((H…hire a second captain…?))
(( Ohh yoooou ))
((ooc: Go with the Tenchi Solution, and turn your ships into a flotilla.))
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mythic-swirl asked: *blushes very intensely at the concept that inspired such a thought*.. a-all 5.. a-a-at once.. *brain somewhat breaking on the image*
Of course, care will have to be taken not to turn a sleepover into an orgy. We don’t think the fifth mare We have in mind would like that very much.
ponder-the-philosopher-deactiva asked: Care for a cup of tea, Nightmare Moon? What prefix do you usually go by and why?
No, thank you. We just got started on a vodka tonic.
We don’t especially care how ponies refer to Us, so long as it is with the proper reverence. Miss Moon is fine, if you dislike formality. Otherwise, it is ‘My Lady’.
thegreatandpowwerfuleridan-blog asked: i havve the glubbin powwer of wwhite science an im the most sexy thing in this place
Well, We aren’t the right one to judge the attractiveness of non-ponyoids, but pony Eridan is not the most attractive of ponies. A C- at tops. And what is ‘white science’ anyway?
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Lime? Doesn' bother me anymore, Mistress. Would Yuh like me to go an' fetch Yuh one?
If you don’t mind them.
Your body no longer has a negative reaction to the colour green?
mythic-swirl asked: *swallows nervously*.. t-the contract would have to be fulfilled.. a minimum of once a year, annually.. s-so.. t-the plus side.. is the actual fulfillment is loose, the least we would have to do is sleep in the same room.. on the same bed.. size of bed and length of night not specified. *nods*
That doesn’t sound too bad. We’ve never had a sleepover before, and having one once a year with some close friends might be fun.
No, Luna, we love you! I feel safer under your watch then I did when it was only Celestia.
Really? You wouldn’t be worried about me going on rampages, or anything?
Of course not! Everypony with half a brain must know you only kill things that deserve it!
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Aren’t I your Luna?
You’re Our Luna, but other Luna is also Luna, so We have to help her too if We can.
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Luna turned into Nightmare Moon.
Thing got worse, Bro.
I’ll just hide in this cloud.*Pops her head up in the cloud.* Did We ever give you the ‘you break her heart We break her spine’ speech? We usually give that speech or it’s many, many variants to Luna’s coltfriends…
Please…don’t break anyponys spine
Of course, Luna. By your request, no spine breakage. Shall We prep the rotating knife room instead?
R-Rotating Knife Room?! Nightmare… I-I thought I was your friend…!
You were Our friend. We thought you were the most entirely okay stallion in Equestria. But then you went and broke. Luna’s. HEART! We’re going to flay you alive now…
Any last w- BWAHAHA you should have seen the look on your face! Nah, We’re not going to kill you. We have to give you a hard time for breaking up with Luna, though, so We thought a good scare was in order.