Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Oct 12

Anonymous asked: We know you son likes ballons but how does he feel about bubbles?

He likes blowing them, then putting bubble soap on his hooves so he can catch them without popping. He worked it out all on his own.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: [==> You bite into your Mistress's neck, yanking her foreleg outwards and stomping on it.]

*Nightmare Moon’s knee pops loudly as it disjoints.* Come on, you can do better than that!

mythic-swirl asked: I-i remember that.. but you seemed to talk about.. you're self in a situation with Twilight just one time.. or did I.. severely misunderstand you?

By mutual agreement of all parties involved, We must inform you that absolutely nothing sexual happened at Luna’s bachelorette party.

xavar-thechaoslord-deactivated2 asked: (OOC: You were acting as if they were unstoppable in their realm though.)

((ooc: Not at all. NMM does act that way, though.

Fighting off a being on the scale of a major deity in direct combat (like one of the Chaos Gods, Dormammu, or Trigon) would probably take decades, and leave vast swaths of Equestria uninhabitable for generations. A primordial (like Nyarlathotep) would almost certainly defeat them, and something like Azathoth could destroy Equestria on a whim.))

mythic-swirl asked: *thinks about the claim you just said to a Twilight, blushes heavily*.. umm.. that one time?

You haven’t forgotten, have you? With the other Twilight? She’d just saved Our life, and We thought We owed her a favour.

cutiemarkofmastery asked: But if the cage negates magic, won't it negate the gem? Or can ya turn it on an' off?

The cage negates magic only when it’s closed. We’ll leave the door open a crack, then shut it the moment the teleport completes.

Anonymous asked: Understood, will never mention that again. Also are you the strict or spoiling type of mother to the foals?

We try to stick to some sort of middle ground. So long as it won’t harm them, We’ll permit them anything, but Our word is still law in Our house.

xavar-thechaoslord-deactivated2 asked: (OOC: Even so, my point was that changing reality is something some gods in mythology can't do. So, the fact they can do that is a little extreme to me.)

((ooc: In mythology, gods can only ever be challenged by other gods, and even then, for example, Zeus couldn’t hope to challenge Hades on his home turf.))

mythic-swirl asked: Well according to DarkBlitz, the being that goes by the name Zalgo is responsible for the change, possession, brainwashing, mind control, we don't know yet. *nods* He seems to now be obsessed with making ponies pay for there sins, no manner how minor they are, and causing all ponies pain.

We’ll do some research, but the old standby of the purification spell would likely work.

We’ll bring Philemon with Us this time. He’s better equipped to deal with a pony’s mindscape than We are.

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Naughty thoughts about your nemesis' student, Nightmare Moon?

We told Arcel he can’t have sex with you except for that one time. We’ll hold Ourselves to a similar arrangement.