Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Oct 23

mythic-swirl asked: I hope #6 is large enough, we already have 3 cart loads. *nods* And.. what exactly was the favor?

Well, over a thousand years ago, We were a bit hungry, and this one young filly named Godiva offered Us some chocolate in exchange for fixing an indecent exposure charge (back then, fillies wandering about with their fetlocks unshorn was quite the scandal).

Somehow the story got around that We were willing to forgive ponies who gave Us candy, and over the years that developed into the modern Nightmare Night Candy Offering.

a-rebooted-group-of-characters asked: ((Can we ask the Shadowbolts as well as Nightmare moon, or just Nightmare Moon?))

((ooc: Go right ahead. Right now there’s only one Shadowbolt working for NMM (the rest were destroyed or became independent after the Elements of Harmony incident).

I don’t Dusk Rage (the lone Shadowbolt) is an interesting enough character to get her own blog, but if you ask her questions here she’ll answer.))

flamepokemon asked: -leaning against a tree- Hey there.

Hello.

What’s another dragon doing around these parts? We’d heard you were all quite territorial.

askcubia asked: pink yellow purple

Thank you.

Have We ever spoken to you before? We don’t seem to remember you…

dj-c0l7 asked: red, brown

Are you any relation to that famous street musician? The one that does all those raves?

lunarsailor asked: Black~ ((Freaking yellow))

Aww, We hate you too.~

((ooc: Thanks!))

PUT COLORS IN MY ASK:

bass-hooves:

Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die.

((IC and OOC))

(via ask-lightningdelrotronic-deacti)

relena-dark asked: WE HAVE BEEN PRACTICING THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE, LIKE LUNA SUGGESTED, BUT WE AREN'T SURE IF WE ARE DOING IT RIGHT.

THOUSPEAKEST SOOTH, THY SYNTAX IS AT TIMES INCORRECT. WE ARE CERTAIN THOU SHALT IMPROVE WITH PRACTICE.

Anonymous asked: Do you really eat ponies?

No, We do not eat ponies.

We may have eaten one pony, but never plural!

Blobponies of Equestria!

prof-scientist:

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By orderly decree, I pronounce myself Queen of the Blobs! You will serve me and cuddle me! All will feel the strength of our cute rule! All will feel the love! All will be snuggled atleast once!

Come, let use join and create the Blob Pony Empire!

*squeeky evil laughter*

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NEVER!!!!!!!! We are the one true Queen of Ponyblobs!!!! None may challenge Our rule!