Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Oct 25

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: DAS: Well, thi DAS: Hold on. DAS: Somethings hap [DEADAnnoyingSocially's computer has exploded.]

*Nightmare Moon just stares at the screen for a minute.*

Wait… Is that message for real, or is it like the time Our computer told Us Our printer was on fire?

((ooc: ‘Printer on fire’ is the default 'unknown error’ message on some older *nix based systems.))

mythic-swirl asked: No no, nothing of the sort.. it is really more something I did.. I had developed feelings for another mare. *looks to her quickly* Not that they overshadowed my feelings for you in anyway. *nods*.. and ended up inadvertently taring half my heart out.. *sighs* its mostly my own fault for falling so easily.. I know you have the open relationship idea.. but I don't think I am personally ready for everything that goes with it.

*Nightmare Moon looks Arcel over. She seems to be considering something.*

We wonder… Have you ever had a real one-night stand? Just bucked without caring about getting to know your partner?

askclutch-deactivated20141025 asked: Alright then, Zodan the Unbouncable.

*Nightmare Moon grows about two inches taller.*

It’s the least likely name We could think of. Nopony would ever have guessed it.

askclutch-deactivated20141025 asked: It'll be fine! Besides, a little growth can't hurt, right? For me?

Well… We suppose We could indulge you a little.

For the duration of the potion, Our name is Zodan the Unbouncable. Say that if you wish Us to grow.

askclutch-deactivated20141025 asked: Really? I doubt much is gonna happen, so I don't think ya gotta worry bout the name.

Still, one cannot be too careful where your safety is concerned.~

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: DAS: Okay. DAS: What about "Quest Beds"? DAS: Apparently that can help. DAS: Ah gotta go... DAS: ... Love yuh...

AM: Quest beds?
AM: We’ve never heard of them… 

Anonymous asked: Is moonlight sufficient to grow food with? What are your plans for long-term food management?

Artificially-induced fusion, backed by magic.

askclutch-deactivated20141025 asked: I'm gonna regret this later....*makes you consume potion that'll make you grow larger in size every time your name is said.*

For you, dear Clutch…

*Nightmare Moon gulps down the potion.*

Oh, We’ve also changed Our name for the duration of the potion’s effects. We wouldn’t want to step on you by accident, now would We?

mythic-swirl asked: .. *sighs* Its.. nothing really, nothing that I shouldn't be used to.. a pony that opens there heart to others easily is bound to get hurt time and time again..

Is it something We did?

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: DAS: Okay, ah'm back. DAS: ... DAS: How would one go about comin' back t' life?

AM: There are a few ways.
AM: They all have some cost, however. 
AM: You can return at any time by willingly sacrificing all your memories.
AM: We’d rather you didn’t.
AM: If We had access to your original body, We could resurrect that, at the mere cost of one pony sacrifice.
AM: Assuming We had all the pieces.
AM: Lacking your body, there’s little We could do without threatening the integrity of Equestria.
AM: However, a mortal pony who loves you could, with Our guidance, undergo an ordeal to return you to life.
AM: The last possibility (a real long-shot) would be to convince everything in Equestria to mourn your passing.
AM: This would immediately return you to life, but it would need to be everything.
AM: Ponies, griffons, dragons, trees, rocks, everything.