Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Nov 13

irkentier-deactivated20111122-d asked: If the 2 weeks started on the exact halloween day I believe it might be due. Just informing you.

Ah, yes. Here is your key. *She takes a key off of a rack and hoofs it to him.* And here is your ID card. *She hoofs him a chunk of plastic with his picture on it.* Keep it on you at all times, especially if you’re flying. Your house is number 9B. *She points to it on a map.*

Oh, and if you have any flying vehicles or robots, you’ll need to take them to security to have a transponder installed so the CIWS doesn’t shoot them down.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *she grabs him and wheels him around.* Withdrawals. Eat fifteen lemons, as soon as possible, an' accept that ah know nothin'. *Avenger leans forwards and deeply kisses her counterpart.* Cheer up, an' unwind. Never be sad. EVER. *She kisses him again, more aggressively*

*Male!Avenger’s eyes open wide with shock when she kisses him, but then he eases into her mouth and returns the kiss.*

ask-morninghaze-deactivated2012 asked: I have a quick question (extends wings). See, ever since my birthday on the 7th, I've ended up bearing the armor and wings of one of Luna's Royal Guard. (IE, the ones you would see at Nightmare Night.) At the moment, I'm not sure if it's a gift, a curse, or perhaps a blessing, but I've been stuck like this for a while. Do you have any possible ideas as to how this happened?

Did you remember preform the rites to turn the armour off before you removed it? The bat-wings are linked to a spell on the armour. Normally, it deactivates once the armour is removed, but sometimes it sticks if the proper rites aren’t followed.

Nov 12

serpentking456 asked: What's your opinion on Nyx?

We find her existence mildly confusing, but otherwise We have no strong opinions about her.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: 'Cause yuh /are/ ya mask, an' without it yuh're nothin'. 'Cause that's all ah eat. An' 'cause AH love Her.

*Male!Avenger thinks on this, then sighs and looks crestfallen.*

Male!Avenger: Ah’d thought yuh’d have all tuh answers, that when Ah met yuh, everythin’d be all clear-like. But, Ah still don’t know anythin’.

*He turns away, trying to hide the fact that he’s crying a little bit.*

mythic-swirl asked: *sighs* I am losing it it seems.. in a fit of anger, rage, and temporary insanity I would imagine, I put a curse on my best friend, Saburou, Twilight's(the one I was with at the same time as you) husband. *looks away* The curse is Weight of Sin, the more guilt he feels, the heavier the magical weight will press down on him. I would have never even considered using a curse in the past, now I am working desperately to fix yet another mistake.

We might have just the thing, at least as a stopgap measure until We locate something more permanent.

*She goes and digs through her collection of ‘borrowed’ magical items, and comes back with a wrought-iron box, carved with a cross on the front.*

Here. We found it in one of the human-dominated worlds. Supposedly it contains something called 'the Indulgence of Pope Alexander IV’, and it is imbued with the power to remove all sensation guilt from the bearer. We’d gotten it as a birthday gift for the Avenger, but We suppose Saburou has a more urgent need of it, so We can lend it to him for now.

((ooc: The artefact will also turn all but the most selfless person into a fanatical sociopath if they use it for too long, but NMM doesn’t know that.))

Anonymous asked: Dare you to rape Rainbow Dash :p. ~ Mr.B

Hmmm…. nah.

Anonymous asked: I'm pregnant! And its yours!

Somehow, We doubt that.

Anonymous asked: Whatever happened to Nightsky Melody?

Nightsky Melody, Nightsky Melody… Where have We heard that name before.

Ah, you must mean that unicorn pony who lives in Ponyville and has absolutely no connection to Us whatsoever! Last We’d heard, she’s still in Ponyville.

((ooc: But nopony ever sends her any messages…))

lunaanswers:
“ ask-eris:
“ arcel-sorm:
“ lunaanswers:
“ thegreatestandmostpowerful:
“ quiethoof:
“ ask-wizzerd:
“ reblog if you agree
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I like Adventure Time. Otherwise, yeah.
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Adventure Time rocks.
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Ooc: Ben 10 is shit?
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ooc: not all new stuff is...

lunaanswers:

ask-eris:

arcel-sorm:

lunaanswers:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

quiethoof:

ask-wizzerd:

reblog if you agree

I like Adventure Time. Otherwise, yeah.

Adventure Time rocks.

 Ooc: Ben 10 is shit?

ooc: not all new stuff is crap, ever watch Generator Rex, that is actually pretty good, if a bit unusual at times. =3

 ((I love Generator Rex! But I haven’t watched it in awhile…some of the monsters were starting to creep me out.))

 Ooc: Was Ben 10 better when it was a ten-year old fighting aliens, monsters and villains on a road trip?

((ooc: Yes.))

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