Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Nov 19

lunar-prince-artemis-deactivate asked: *Is a filly, trots up to nightmare moon* Awe you my mommy?

*Nightmare Moon looks down at her.* No, We are not, *sniff* Artemis.

What are you doing as a filly?

Anonymous asked: *the watermelon explodes getting watermelon all over her and the room*

*Nightmare Moon just sits there in shock for a minute, watermelon splattered all over her and the room. Then, her face contorts with rage and her horn glows. The surviving pieces of watermelon rind are covered with a blackish aura, and shoot off at nearly the speed of sound, set to seek out and embed themselves into the sensitive reaches of the anon that pranked her.*

flamepokemon asked: Absolutely wonderful, Milady~

Good to hear.

It was successful, then. How do you see Us now?~

queenofthelunatics asked: Hello, Nightmare! I was about to cook dinner, but I came to chat with my daughter! Tell me, What do you plan to do with Equestria, Luna, Celestia, Galaxiour and I?

We suppose We’ll break that down for you.

• Equestria: We plan to rule Equestria alongside Luna after Celestia has been removed from the throne.
• Luna: We will give Luna everything she desires. She will be worshipped by all ponies and beloved for her skills and art.
• Celestia: Celestia will be removed from power. Permanently.
• Galaxiour and you: We would like to remain on good terms with you and father, if We can. *Sigh* Unfortunately, We predict that it will not last.

Nov 18

askgrumpysoarin-deactivated2013 asked: Her name is Shy. I only recently met her and already she was raped twice and her fiance, who raped her, ran off after getting engaged to her... Ugh...

…Is this one of those moments where it’s acceptable for Us to offer a free hit to one of Our friends? We don’t know what the proper etiquette for that sort of thing is, but We’d definitely be willing to have that rapist killed for you, if you’d like.

flamepokemon asked: Good evening, Milady.

Good evening to you as well, Charizard.

How are you feeling after last night?

beldandyxdragons-deactivated201 asked: How are you and Char doing?

Well enough. We weren’t able to see him for a while (apparently he’d gotten himself kidnapped), but we’re back together now.

Oh, and We tried the tricks you suggested. He seemed to really enjoy them.

Anonymous asked: Hi there! *gives you a watermelon, then runs away as fast as he can*

…Um.

Thank… you?

kobl asked: *tickles*

We aren’t ticklish. We’re afraid your efforts will be for naught.

doctordualex-deactivated2012080 asked: *Tacos begin raining from the sky*

*Nightmare Moon looks up, then shrugs. She notifies a few guards to keep an eye out for Discord.*