Anonymous asked: OH SWEET JESUS KILL IT! KA-DEAD!
*Spider!NMM is now Zombie!Spider!NMM.*
((ooc: I can’t seem to find a good picture of a zombie spider. I’m sure your minds can imagine something suitably horrible.))
widowolf-blog-blog asked: Its Easy Princess First find your Center..." Widow said as he carefully guided the Princess to stand upright. "Once you find that. Your legs do the rest of the work cause we have little hairs that let us stink to surfaces... I wonder how you survive with only four You can't even Walk on cielings!"
*Spider!NMM slowly wobbles around the room, her legs waving frantically for very little actual movement.*
widowolf-blog-blog asked: We think you look Quite pretty like that Princess, We are sorry we have not been around but we have been quite busy. "Now you can carry Ten times your body weight!"
*Spider!NMM tries to walk, but trips over her new legs.*
HOW DO YOU WALK WITH THIS MANY LEGS!?
Anonymous asked: I'm not really A fan of anon magic but lets try this again... KA SPIDER!
*Spider!NMM screeches in a horrible, chittering voice.*
WE WARNED YOU! TERRIBLE, UNPREDICTABLE EFFECTS!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: Magic anon here! You must now scream out the names of random ponies when you have sex!
*The anon magic glows faintly as it enters Nightmare Moon, but since she isn’t having sex at the moment, no effect can be seen…*
ask-morninghaze-deactivated2012 asked: I'm amazed. Your hospitality has certainly grown as of late, which warms my heart. :3 But, I wonder. Since nighttime is eternal, how are you keeping Equestria from turning to a Popsicle? Artificial Heating?
Yes. Artificial heating and lighting, powered initially by nuclear fission, then later by still-fusing chunks of the sun (cut up and distributed as needed throughout Equestria).
vuktempestsblog asked: Welcome milady. What is the secret of your power?
…Did you really think We would simply announce it to some stranger?
mythic-swirl asked: Oh, hmm, what about magical ailments? Things of a unnatural origin, like Poison joke inflicted changes? *horn sparks, sighs* Dang it, not again.
Poison joak makes Us glow, as bright as the sun.
*She notices Arcel’s horn sparking.* Are you all right?
Anonymous asked: Does anon magic work on you?
Sometimes. Anon magic is very chaotic, and mixes with Our unusual nature in unpredictable ways.
All right, then. That’s fine with Us.
Now, do you want Us to try and find you a substitute for feeding on ponies. In the long run We think it’d be better if you just got used to it and learned to do it safely, but if you’re having trouble We think We might be able to work out a temporary solution.