(Starbuck)
- Homicidal
- Violent (Although that can go with homicidal)
- Constant giggling
- And *shudders* she’s really horny.
*Sigh.* We’re going to have to help her ‘work through’ something again, aren’t We?
DON’T TOUCH HER! SHE GOT SOME KIND OF MAGIC VIRUS! The last thing we need is you becoming violent and horny.
Are you sure it’s a disease, and not merely the Avenger being the Avenger?
(via the-shady-bacon)
(Starbuck)
- Homicidal
- Violent (Although that can go with homicidal)
- Constant giggling
- And *shudders* she’s really horny.
*Sigh.* We’re going to have to help her ‘work through’ something again, aren’t We?
the-shady-bacon asked: Um, yeah. Turret is kind of.. out of her body at the moment.. and on my computer.. because Avenger was going to attack her.. because she went nuts.
*Sigh* Again?
We’ll have to have a chat with the Avenger the next time We see her.
When you say ‘crazy’, do you mean 'homicidal rage’ crazy or 'talking to rabbits that aren’t there’ crazy?
queenfrau asked: *Frau's eyes lit up, a snuggle with other royalty? A dream come true! She began to snuggle into you, purring*
*Nightmare Moon seems vaguely uncomfortable (perhaps because of her sad lack of snuggle experience), but leans into the snuggle a little bit, and pets Frau on the head.*
((ooc: Ask, and ye shall receive, Quiethoof.
She’s crying because she’s been there all day, and nopony’s believed her message. Maybe she shouldn’t have scrawled it so suspiciously.
Original cropped because of reasons.))
the-shady-bacon asked: I figured, I should always let you know when a new Celestia pops up, so yeah. A new one popped up. She's from a universe where Luna kicked her flank and sent her packing.
Hmm… We’re not sure We’ll be able to put her to any sort of use, but thank you for informing Us.
Oh, by the by, have you had a chance to discuss Our offer with turret yet?
queenfrau asked: Permission to snuggle~?
…Granted, We suppose.
Anonymous asked: *shoots with a backwards revolver and gets shot in the face*
…In all of existence, there aren’t enough hooves, nor is there a face large enough, to preform the facehoof worthy of your actions. Congratulations.
Anonymous asked: Why does Pinkie Pie freak you out?
Have you ever watched her? Seen what she does?
We’re surprised she doesn’t ‘freak out’ more ponies.
yana-pony-blog asked: My apologies if the Tolfatane made a mess on their way out. They were in something of a hurry to kill me, you must understand.
Nothing a bit of spackle and new masonry can’t fix.
Now, when should We expect delivery of Our new satellite communications system?