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((ooc: Damnit, why do I keep getting a pairing with Sollux in it!? I might actually write something if it didn’t have to include him…
Am I the only one that thinks Sollux is worst troll?))
(via rennysama-deactivated20160409)
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *Avenger nuzzles the hoof, sniffing and licking it.* Arf? *she lays on her back, smiling and content.*
*Nightmare Moon starts rubbing her tummy.*
yana-pony-blog asked: I find it best to keep all my transactions on the record if possible. For instance, I arranged for Celestia's government to provide a large quantity of money and immunity to a serial killer, all so that I could steal a space station armed with atom bombs from him and have all their signatures on paper to laugh in their faces when I handed over the controls to you along with the Archangel Network just now.
Official it is, then. That means there will be a brief waiting period. Since you’ve helped Us so much, however, We’ll try and rush the paperwork through.
Do you have a mailing address right now? If not, you’ll have to stop by in about a week to pick up the keys. Until then, feel free to stay at the Moon City Tavern and Inn.
psychoticnekomata-deactivated20 asked: Gifts... yes, gifts are nice... er... but what kind of gifts does the mistress of the night desire?
*She points to the list on the wall:
RECOMMENDED GIFTS
*
askclutch-deactivated20141025 asked: Clutch: Sup, Nightmare Moon. How have things been for ya lately?
Things have certainly been… interesting lately, dear Clutch.
*She sniffs at him a bit.* Hmm… Have you bathed lately? You aren’t smelling as nice as you used to…
((ooc: Ah, you’re back. I’m assuming it’s been long enough for the ‘want it need it’ spell to start wearing off.))
psychoticnekomata-deactivated20 asked: How may I pay tribute to thee, oh mighty mistress of the dark?
Well, usually pilgrims like to grovel a little, then give Us one of the recommended gifts. Quite honestly, We never cared much for the grovelling bit, but the gifts are nice.
queenfrau asked: Mmmmm~ *Frau smiled, turned her head and licked your cheek, to her, a sign of friendship; she went back to snuggle*
*Nightmare Moon relaxes further into the snuggle, letting her head rest gently against Frau. She sighs.* We feel so… relaxed.
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *Avenger sniffs at the treat, then gobbles it up enthusiastically, going to lie over at Nightmare's hooves.*
*Nightmare Moon teleports a pillow in next to her, then lies down on it. She gently runs a hoof over the Avenger’s mane.* Such a good puppy.
Anonymous asked: What do you want this holiday season? And please don't say "the Sun hag's severed head", because that'd be too hard to wrap.
What We always want: Dark chocolates, fine red wines (especially sweet ones, like port), binding oaths of loyalty, blood sacrifices (of Our enemies only, please!), and invitations to orgies.
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *rolls over, poorly imitating a dog's panting.* ARF?
Good doggie!~ *She teleports in some lemon tarts from the castle kitchens, and cuts one into little doggie treat shaped pieces. She tosses one to the Avenger.*
