brokencelestiaarchived-blog-dea asked: *Takes a cup and thanks the servant then looks back at Nightmare.* I simply wished to see if what I heard was true, that the Nightmare had become her own mare. *Takes a sip.*
Yes, We have.
We are curious about something. Tell Us about your Luna.
Anonymous asked: *Casually grabs your plot* So you single?
No, We are not.
Do you like what you feel? Our rump is quite well toned, if We do say so Ourselves.
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Uh, well, um, maybe y'all, uh *Avenger hesitates, then blurts it out really quickly* C'nahbecomealordoraknightorsomethin'withacooltitle!?
Of course. *She thinks for a moment.* Would you mind if We revived one of the old titles? We would like to dub you Our Margravine. You would have the responsibility of organising Our militias in support of the regular army.
Anonymous asked: *places a wrapped present in front of you* From me to you! *runs off giggling*
*Nightmare Moon pokes at the present gingerly, then backs away quickly.*
askjakey-blog asked: Worship you? But I heard you are... evil...
Heard from Celestia’s propagandists, no doubt. Are you really going to trust her word on it?
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *Avenger bows as low as she can.* Is it what yuh wanted, Oh Great Queen Of All That Is Worthy An' Magnificent?
*Nightmare Moon unwraps one of the parcels and takes a leaf out. Breaking off a tiny bit, she puts it in her mouth and chews.*
Yes, it appears they were smart enough not to try and cheat Us. *She spits out the leaf, then washes out her mouth with a glass of water.* It should go without saying that you must tell nopony of this transaction.
Thank you for your help. Is there anything We can do to repay the favour?
We don’t know what you’re talking about, but if We did just purchase some sort of plant matter, it would not be ‘pot’. Marijuana has a few medical benefits and but no mystical benefits. We aren’t some hippony.
thneedmeseymour-deactivated2014 asked: Honestly, I was about to. but then a couple of days in the cooler changed that back. though I DID find a few friends. heard of "Starspray"?
Starspray? Not that We can recall.
We knew a Star Swirl, once, but no Starspray.
mythic-swirl asked: *when he was a foal* No, I was looking for Lunar Earlier, but didn't seem to find him. *small blush* I.. I was wondering, this is going to sound weird.. but can I.. nap on your back?
*Nightmare Moon smiles and lies down.*
Of course. *She extends a wing like a ramp.* Hop on.
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Y'all have fun, now! Keep it in tuh confines of JUSTICE, or ah'll hunt yuh down, an' tear out ya heart! *She spits at the Zebber, then grabs the case in her mouth and bounces back towards Moon City, and Nightmare.*
*The case is rather light, compared to the package. She notices a few Celestial guard patrols in the area, but they don’t seem to be looking for her.
Nightmare Moon is waiting to greet her when she arrives.*
Excellent! Now, let’s see the merchandise…
*Nightmare Moon takes the case and pops it open. Inside, the case is packed full of little bundles of dried leaves wrapped in plastic.*