Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Nov 27

askjakey-blog asked: This is pineapple pizza! It's really good! Want some?

We’ll try a bit.

*She takes a slice and takes a bite out of it.*

Hmm… this ‘pizza’ is fairly good. It could do without whatever that stuff is on top of it, though. The fruit bits.

Well, in general, We tend to prefer foods that are bitter or salty, as opposed to those that are sweet. While We love bittersweet chocolate, We can’t stand milk chocolate (and find white chocolate positively nauseating). That’s also, perhaps, why We...

Well, in general, We tend to prefer foods that are bitter or salty, as opposed to those that are sweet. While We love bittersweet chocolate, We can’t stand milk chocolate (and find white chocolate positively nauseating). That’s also, perhaps, why We enjoy pinkie velvet cupcakes. The cake is significantly less sweet than other cakes, and unlike other Sugarcube Corner confections isn’t piled high with sickeningly sweet buttercream.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Thanks, Mistress Moon! Yuh're tuh bestest Pony in tuh whole universe! Ah love yuh~

No, you didn’t.

We’re really sorry he couldn’t be persuaded to join Us. We think he’d do well in Our service.

In any event, We’ve called off the price on his head. For now, at least.

Jakey

-Walks over sloppily eating pizza-

Mm, hey. How’s it hanging?

We’re doing well, We suppose.

What’s that you’re eating?

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Yes. Although ah COULD break tuh Fourth Wall, Ma'am. Ah know everythin' 'bout that party. Ah'm still happy t' be tuh only publically admitted one.

Well, if anything had happened at that party (We’re not saying anything did, mind you), you should know that none of those mares could hold a candle to you, hypothetically speaking of course.

askjakey-blog asked: I didn't realize there were such strange myths based on you.

We’re surprised more ponies don’t know about them. ‘Nightmare Night’ seems to have survived virtually untouched, and that was a night designed to incorporate a lot of those myths in order to mock Us.

askbasspony-deactivated20120130 asked: *Bass enter's Nightmare's castle and makes his way to her.* Good evening Nightmare. *he bows respectfully, being in her castle* Hey... Do you know about that commercial being aired...

Yes.

What about it?

yana-pony submitted:

The Master’s pegasus companion continues to study Nightmare Moon for a moment. There’s something strange about her. An ordinary pony might not notice anything unusual, but to Nightmare Moon’s senses it is evident that there is, somehow, more to this being than others, that her true form doesn’t quite “fit” in three-dimensional space. She speaks.

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“I am fascinated, Eternal One, by your realm, and I hope my companion continues to prove himself useful so that I can see more of it.”

*Nightmare Moon looks at her curiously. Her horn glows, subtly, as she alters local space-time a little, curious to see if the mare notices. To somepony with the proper senses, it would look like somepony painted a VERY lewd image all over the wall behind NMM (invisible to an ordinary pony).*

Do you enjoy Our little City?

gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703 asked: Sloth?

See here.

We’re answering these together, because they both have the same answer.
The only thing We dislike about Ourselves is that We were unable to protect Luna fully from her sister.

We’re answering these together, because they both have the same answer.

The only thing We dislike about Ourselves is that We were unable to protect Luna fully from her sister.