askjakey-blog asked: Eat any good pizza lately, Nightmare moon?
No, We have not. Sadly, Our chefs have yet to perfect a suitable recipe.
Did you enjoy your quiches?
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rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Okay! Ah'll try anythin' yuh want!
Good.
*Nightmare Moon goes to rummage through a storeroom. After a moment, she returns with a helmet. The helmet has a fully sealed opaque visor, and is covered in wiring.* Here. Put this on.
“EVERYTHING is funny. So long as you know it’s a joke nothing is offensive. YOU try to protect people from wising up and getting beyond the idiotic shock and into a place where they can see how ridiculous things are. Do I think rape and abortion is funny? FUCK NO!! Jeezus! But Aborto and Rape-bo? HELL YES!” — Jhonen Vasquez
((ooc: I’ve never played Amnesia, but that whatever it is is suffering from a common affliction in humanoid monsters that I’ve termed ‘deep one syndrome’.
It. Is. ADORABLE! I just want to give it cuddles!))
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DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMN YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
1. Would you be in control?
Mistress Moon woul’ be in control, until She desires otherwise.
2. Would you pull my hair?
If Yuh wanted me t’. Don’ look very pullable t’ me, though.
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
Ohh, Yuh don’ know tuh half of it, Missy.
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
See above answer.
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
Tongue. Lots an’ lots of tongue. An’ drool~<3
6. Would you say my name?
Nope. Ah woul’ say Highness, Majesty, Mistress, or My Queen.
7. Would you go down on me?
Yes.
8. What would you wanna do afterwards?
Cuddle. Maybe play fetch or go walkies?
9. Would you lick and bite me all over?
Bite! *gnashes her teeth*
10. Would you want to go fast or slow?
We’d do it so many times, that wouldn’ even matter~<3
11. Have you ever thought about doing it with me?See answers t’ three an’ four.
These are very good answers. We are especially curious about #3 and #4. It’s a sad fact that too many mares simply don’t know how to talk dirty to their lover. Effective bedroom talk is better at increasing arousal than any non-magical technique We’re familiar with.
(via Necron Overlord)
I want this because reasons.
They seemed to have snuck in a whole mess of new Necron models actually. If Phase Out wasn’t such a bitch…
Didn’t the new Necron codex make Phase Out different or something?
And yeah, want but can’t pay and even if I could afford I still couldn’t play it. DoW and RPs are the closest I can come to playing the game.
((ooc: A confession: I’ve only played actual tabletop 40k twice, both times with borrowed armies.))
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(via Necron Overlord)
I want this because reasons.
They seemed to have snuck in a whole mess of new Necron models actually. If Phase Out wasn’t such a bitch…
((ooc: I don’t know. It looks too shiny and well-maintained to me. Necrons should look their age.))
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Anonymous asked: All the numbers
Even assuming your intended answer is a trite ‘yes to all’, please note that #8 is not a yes or no question.