rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Whatever Yuh say is a pony, is a pony~ Simple!
We wish ponies would simply believe Us. We have gone to great lengths to research these points, you know.
unusualcrate asked: You were wondering about hybrids? Well, um I happen to be one.
Really? On your mother’s side, or your fathers? May We take a blood sample?
asiem-of-guilt-deactivated20160 asked: Er...what about dragons?
Like We said yesterday, dragons may be ponies. Certain legends certainly suggest that they are, but dragons have always been to solitary to confirm either way.
Have you ever heard any stories of dragon/pony hybrids? Besides murky legends, We mean.
asiem-of-guilt-deactivated20160 asked: Er...rawr?
You again? Here to ‘visit’ once more?
*Sigh* To recap, ponies will have certain basic rights under Our eventual reign that will not be shared with non-ponies, and We were simply trying to explain why We consider griffons and zebras to be ponies.
“Oh, I see. What about ponies turned human?”
In general, We would be in favour of treating former ponies as ponies, but We suppose it would have to be judged on a case-by-case basis.
In the converse, other creatures transformed into ponies would also have to be judged on a case-by-case basis. For example, humans transformed into ponies are generally fully pony, but both Time Lords and Alternian Trolls seem to retain some of their former biology.
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alex-wingace-and-co-blog asked: Alex: Excuse me for this, mistletoe and all. >///
Mistletoe? Is it already so late in the year?
Our beloved Luna’s birthday must be coming up soon.
durusandberyl asked: His name was Tempesto V. He taught at the magic school I went to. Taught me almost everything I knew about destructive magic.
Hmm. We’ve never heard of him, but We suppose he must have been quite the acomplished magician to be remembered so fondly.
Just out of curiosity, where did you study?
Ah, you walked in on a bit of an argument continued from yesterday. We claimed that griffons are ponies since fertile griffon/pony hybrids exist (namely, hippogriffs). Some ponies have come up with some very strange arguments to try and prove Us wrong, it seems.
“Again, what?”
*Sigh* To recap, ponies will have certain basic rights under Our eventual reign that will not be shared with non-ponies, and We were simply trying to explain why We consider griffons and zebras to be ponies.
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Ah, you walked in on a bit of an argument continued from yesterday. We claimed that griffons are ponies since fertile griffon/pony hybrids exist (namely, hippogriffs). Some ponies have come up with some very strange arguments to try and prove Us wrong, it seems.
Anonymous asked: Silly One True Goddess, you can tell if something is a pony by looking at it's penis! Griffins and Dragons both have odd penises compared to Stallions!
That doesn’t mean anything. Male donkeys and mules both have similar penises to stallions, but neither are ponies.
Similarities of form mean nothing where magic is concerned.