Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Dec 08

Anonymous asked: Princess... you are smoking hot and want to make love to your plothole

Welcome to a very exclusive club, population: Every straight stallion, and more mares than would like to admit it to themselves.

Anonymous asked: You're portrayal of Nightmare Moon is a perfect mixture of sad, hilarious, and arousing. I really wish I could do more role plays with you (maybe some adult ones) but I keep thinking you're really busy or something.

((ooc: Thanks! ^^

I am busy a lot, but that shouldn’t stop anyone. Send me an RP hook, I’m up for anything!))

Go on anonymous and tell me one thing you’ve been too scared to tell me, but have always wanted to say.

psychoticnekomata:

redxmarksthespot:

you-still-amaze-me:

Bit curious, actually!

… Or don’t go anonymous.

*shrugs* Whatever floats your boat.

Bring it.

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rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: ♠: Rarity, ♦: Vriska, ♥: Arcel, ♣: Luna/Avenger

A fairly accurate assessment, We think. Though We never really got what that ♣ one was about.

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: It's weird... I remember a night of passion between most of the ponies on your most hated list.

Do you now?

If the ‘great’ Twilight Sparkle could be deluded into believing such a thing could have happened, who knows what other ponies may be deluded into believing happened. Why, We might even be deluded into believing that a certain purple unicorn spent a night of passion with a certain toothless alligator!

Of course, that’s totally impossible, isn’t it?

flamepokemon asked: Evening, Milady. You are looking lovely as always.

Thank you, and good evening to you as well.

askbasilthedragon asked: Miss Nightmare Moon. Before you get the wrong idea from the pink one. I will have you know we are using a shrinking spell so that I do not kill the poor white unicorn. Honestly, my body is almost 90 feet long at my full size, a female's being almost twice that. Do the math.

Don’t worry, We know all about dragons and their ‘endowments’.

However, one cannot tell merely by the size of the organism what the size of their 'package’ will be. Take the gorillas of the human world, for instance.

Dec 06

stilllunaanswers asked: Annnnnddddddd, you're sure it'll work on Alicorns?

If he is a true immortal, then the curse will not kill him. However, it will make him sicker and sicker, until he is unable to even move.

Hey Ponies

alcapony:

ask-nightmaremoon:

alcapony:

What’s the first ever videogame you can remember playing?

((ooc: Paratrooper.))

I grew up with DOS, and my Dad got a disc that had all these classic arcade games on it ported to DOS.

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((ooc: I had Joust, but I got that one much, much later. When I was little, my family had a Macintosh 512, some sort of DOS PC (not a true compatible, some weird knock-off my grandfather picked up in Europe. It took some fiddling to get things to run on it), and an Atari 800.

We had Paratrooper, Dark Castle, Deja Vu, Frogger, plus a couple of turn-based strategy games I never played because I couldn’t figure out how they worked (this is all when I was very young, say 3-6 or so).))

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Alright all you Homestucks

the-bowtie-musician:

meddlingfashionista:

schrodingersvet:

Let’s play a game. Go into my askbox and assign me:

  • kismesis ♠
  •  moirail ♦
  • matesprit ♥
  • auspistice ♣

Let’s do this.

(( You can make it really silly too.  I need something to cheer me up. ))

((But I already have a matesprit…))

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