Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Dec 08

ask-phoenix-and-family asked: -bows before her- Good evening, My dark ruler. How are you tonight?

Good evening to you as well.

We are fine, thank you. Our plans move apace.

Anonymous asked: Your opinion on Molestia?

…We didn’t think anypony could ever manage to creep Us out, but she has managed it.

quiethoof-bookpony asked: I'm curious, does your palace have a library?

Of course. Why?

ask-nightmaremoon started following you

terramarkov:

ask-nightmaremoon:

terramarkov:

“Hi!” Terra smiled.

Oh, don’t mind Us, dear. We’re definitely not studying you superpowered humans in an attempt to duplicate your powers to use in Our war against Our hated sister.

Definitely not.

“Oh S- WAIT! Why? Is this a sisterly hate relationship? Cause I already know one of those and they are always fighting…”

Our sister banished Us and Our beloved Luna to the moon for one thousand years. Our only crime was trying to gain for Luna’s art the same appreciation Our hated sister’s garnered.

We think We’ve earned the right to hate her.

(via terramarkov-deactivated20120524)

pegasuslyra-blog asked: Hey NMM, did you meet the burning tomato yet?

No, We have not. We met a strange man that shouted something about combustable lemons at Us, but no burning tomato.

ask-nightmaremoon started following you

askstarbuck:

ask-nightmaremoon:

terramarkov:

“Hi!” Terra smiled.

Oh, don’t mind Us, dear. We’re definitely not studying you superpowered humans in an attempt to duplicate your powers to use in Our war against Our hated sister.

Definitely not.

Subtle, Nightmare.

Shh! In Our experience, humans will take a statement like that as some sort of joke. Or simply believe Us, depending on their intelligence level.

(via the-shady-bacon)

ask-nightmaremoon started following you

terramarkov:

“Hi!” Terra smiled.

Oh, don’t mind Us, dear. We’re definitely not studying you superpowered humans in an attempt to duplicate your powers to use in Our war against Our hated sister.

Definitely not.

(via terramarkov-deactivated20120524)

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((ooc: AHAHAHAHAHA JUST HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE JUST TODO SOMETHING LIKE MISREAD STARBUCK AS ARCEL……..))

((ooc: AHAHAHAHAHA JUST HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE JUST TODO SOMETHING LIKE MISREAD STARBUCK AS ARCEL……..))

mythic-swirl asked: *eyes widen* S-so the clone idea wouldn't work, w-what is the other idea? *more worried then before, but no longer for the jewelery*

We cannot separate you into your own being… in this universe. However, We think We can use the residual time magic involved in your creation to ‘split you off’, so to speak, into a separate universe, one in which Arcel would have always been a mare.