Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Dec 10

the-shady-bacon asked: Apparently, Avenger was under the impression that you two were dating and that you cheated on her.

…We thought We had made Our policy regarding faithfulness abundantly clear.

quiethoof-bookpony asked: Yes, let's do the ritual. I am prepared to suffer from extreme pleasure.

Good.

There are a few ways We can do this. Do you have any preferences?

skymins-magical-blog-deactivate asked: *sneaks up behind Nightmare and pokes her with a pin*I DID IT I DID IT*flees*

YOU!

*Nightmare Moon chases after her, her horn flaring red as bolts of lightning fly everywhere.*

[video]

Anonymous asked: *place a whoopie cushion on the royal throne*

*Nightmare Moon sits down in a huff after the Avenger leaves, leading to a loud !BANG! as the whoopie cushon bursts from her heavy flop. She jumps up.*

SPIES! SPIES EVERYWHERE!

Guards! Round up everypony in the castle! We’ll ferret out the spies!

stilllunaanswers asked: Just get rid of it, please.

*Sigh* Must We do so immediately? Can We not let him suffer, just for a little while?

Anonymous asked: -The voice in your mind tells you to kill the Neigh Sayer, as the sun hag must have corrupted her-

*Nightmare Moon tears into the nearby couch, shredding it, searching for any sort of hidden transmitter that could be trying to implant thoughts into her head.*

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *Avenger gallops up to Nightmare, sporting a determined expression.* Hay, Moon-bitch. Ah quit! *The superpony spits at Nightmare's hooves, and absconds before the Moon Queen can kill her.*

*Nightmare Moon just stands there, blinking.*

…What?

Dec 09

the-shady-bacon asked: But! They're just foals!

There are foals and there are foals. If the foal in question does not desire the act, then yes, it would be rape. If they do, on the other hoof, it would not be.

You forget, dear Starbuck. Compared to Us and other royal alicorns, all ponies are foals.

tuhpinkavenger:
“ ask-nightmaremoon:
“ pinch-harmonic:
“ asklemontarts:
“ askspikesomething:
“ askstarbuck:
“ arcel-sorm:
“ sovietdash:
“ ask-darkshadow:
“ [reblogging this just because]
A Twilight Sparkle toy. Sweet :D
”
My iPod. Again.
”
(*was...

tuhpinkavenger:

ask-nightmaremoon:

pinch-harmonic:

asklemontarts:

askspikesomething:

askstarbuck:

arcel-sorm:

sovietdash:

ask-darkshadow:

[reblogging this just because]

A Twilight Sparkle toy. Sweet :D

My iPod. Again.

(*was leaning on left hand*….. =D I’m a pony!… or is it just my head…. if its just my head, then I am dead =( )

((My floor….))

((My tablet pen.

Well this is gonna be fun!))

((My pants…. this’ll be awkward ))

((….A bottle of root beer. Yay? xD))

((ooc: My chest…

I imagine Pinkie Pie jumping out of it like a chestburster from Alien.))

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((ooc: Why am I not surprised that image already exists?))

(via rennysama-deactivated20160409)