Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Dec 19

((shit my school’s starting to block tumblr))

askadamthepegasus:

ask-caramel-pony:

lambda-dusk:

Block by DNS lookup? Use a different DNS server.

((nah I’m getting through, I’m just typing in “https” into the url))

((They blocked that too in our school… the technicians are too smart >_> and all sorts of websites allowing cookies are blocked too…))

((ooc: I browse at work using a stenographically concealed VPN, plus a CSS override that makes Tumblr look like a terminal window.))

(via askadamthepegasus-deactivated20)

jinxcanbelucky:

ask-nightmaremoon:

jinxcanbelucky:

Someone should get me a unicorn pillow pet for Christmas. I might love you forever. :)

We don’t know what a ‘pillow pet’ is, but We suppose We could trade you a unicorn slave for, say, the secrets of your powers.

You have unicorn slaves? What a horrible thing. But for the secret to my powers. Interesting trade. Very interesting!

We’ve taken an interest in you superpowered humans. The one called Terra refused to deal with Us at all, but you seem like a more reasonable creature.

(via jinxcanbelucky-deactivated20120)

jinxcanbelucky:

Someone should get me a unicorn pillow pet for Christmas. I might love you forever. :)

We don’t know what a ‘pillow pet’ is, but We suppose We could trade you a unicorn slave for, say, the secrets of your powers.

(via jinxcanbelucky-deactivated20120)

Anonymous asked: So that's what you did... Her majesty does not appreciate honesty from her subjects?

We do appreciate honesty. However…

WE! ARE! NOT! FAT!!!!!!!!

*Nightmare Moon grabs the anon, then the screen fades to black to spare the viewers’ minds. It should be enough to say a deep frier, a bale of barbed wire, an industrial-sized funnel, and a live goose were all involved in whatever happened next.*

guttershy-blog asked: ((I just wanted to say your character is awesome. That's all.))

((ooc: Thanks! Somehow I always end up playing the bad guy, but its what I’m good at.))

reblog if a boy has ever called you ugly

blazer48:

ask-nightmaremoon:

A colt called Us fat, once. We did terrible things to him. Terrible things.

I killed him soon after.

That may have been too kind. Let Us just say he was no longer a complete colt when We were through with him. In fact, some would even say he was no longer a colt at all.

(via key-blazer)

Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.

((ooc: Reblogging to note that this has been around a few times, and is fake. Do not reblog this again, mmkay?))

(Source: google.com, via doubloons-booty)

Dec 18

reblog if a boy has ever called you ugly

A colt called Us fat, once. We did terrible things to him. Terrible things.

(via beastboywonder-deactivated20120)

But…I…*Infinite sadness*

askfatalis:

ask-nightmaremoon:

Whatever is the matter?

I just got walked out on. As if my confidence needed any more damage. *Frowns*

Whoever did that was a foal. You are not one who should be given up on.

(via asiem-of-guilt-deactivated20160)

But…I…*Infinite sadness*

Whatever is the matter?

(via asiem-of-guilt-deactivated20160)