Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Dec 20

ask-maredowell-deactivated20130 asked: (She glares at her) You're... are you who I think you are...?

Yes, We are.

Are you who We think you are?

askcoontailstorm-deactivated201 asked: IC: 10

We don’t watch television very often. Those new-fangled ‘moving pictures’ give Us a headache.

We react to poison joak, as most ponies do. It makes Us glow brightly. In extreme cases the glowing can become so intense that the light alone can ignite nearby flammable materials or cause nasty burns.

Other than that, nothing We’re aware of.

Anonymous asked: ((IC)) 16

Our threesome with Arcel and the Avenger.

Details:

All three of us were on powerful aphrodisiacs.
Our memories become a bit fuzzy about two hours in.
According to the Avenger, We had at least nine orgasms (probably more).

Anonymous asked: (Both) 11

Like donkeys and mules, llamas are friendly resident non-ponies. As long as they work hard and obey the law, they are welcome in Equestria.

((ooc: Llamas strike me as the most apathetic animals I’ve ever seen. If I ever played one that could talk, it’d be a stoner.))

Anonymous asked: (IC) 12

It involved Pinkie Pie, cake, and something horribly intrusive being done to Us by the former with the latter.

((ooc: Reblogging again because I still haven’t gotten any. IC or OOC, please specify.))

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the-cloudspire asked: Your highness... *bows* Were you to encounter a gathering of solar loyalists, what would you do? Are they necessarily permitted in the empire?

That depends on what they’re doing.

If they’re one of those door-to-door types that occasionally come to Our castle start shouting about the ‘good news of Celestia’, We’d have them boiled in hot oil. We’re pretty sure that type is just engaging in some sort of elaborate suicide attempt, anyway.

If they’re acting more covertly, We’d have agents infiltrate the group and bend them to Our side. We’ve had a good deal of success in that area.

ask-prince-lune-deactivated2012 asked: So how much influence has the Luna Empire had so far?

We control a large section of the Everfree forest, and have extensive influence amongst the other nations. We have a mutual defence treaty with the griffons, and have recently sponsored the overthrow of the zebras’ central government and placed Our puppet on the throne.

((ooc: In honour of TMI Tuesday. IC or OOC (please specify!).))

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