sonicdash asked: *inside the box were two gold encrusted neclaces with the shape of each of their respective cutie mark engraved on it: One for Luna, and the other for Nightmare Moon* It was a little expensive...but I hope you like them.
…
Thank you. We never expected such a thing from you. Rarity, maybe, or perhaps the yellow one, but not you.
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *Avenger smiles, and tilts her head.* Y'all are blushin', an' it is tuh mos' darndest cutest thing ah have ever seen in muh life~! ♥ Yuh were gonna say somethin', Highness?
We… We wanted you to know…
that…
We…
Um…
love you
My opinion on all this religion crap:
We believe in One Unicorn, The Pink, The Invisible. Creator of Uncertainty, revealed to us in the alt.atheist usenet forum - She that Raptures Socks. She will smite those that mock Her brethren. Others believe baloney, we too will join the feast. We shall eat our fill, yea every belly shall be full of ham and pineapple pizza. Her Revelations show us the folly of all Religions. Spread Her Word.
(PROTIP: To see a good likeness of Her, which we who pray under Her Hoofsies doth don, save the picture, open it in MSpaint, and fill the background in a different colour.)
((PROPROTIP: Renny does NOT actually believe this crap))
I see what you did there.
Obvious proof She exists:
Real life account from a REAL person:
After eating some pizza the other day I was flossing my teeth and thinking about the IPU (PBUH) and praising her pinkness when I suddenly stopped dead and began staring at my tongue. This amazing feeling of awe overcame me, along with a distinct minty taste.
The minty taste was from the dental floss, but the feeling of awe arose because I suddenly noticed that my tongue was pink. I realized suddenly that I was also incredibly horny. Now, think about this: pink and horny. Of what does that remind you? You’ve got it: the IPU!
I defy anyone to not find a part of their body that is pink. I defy anyone to admit that they have never been horny. Just one more sign in our daily lives of the undeniable truth of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUH)!!
((ooc: When it comes to parody religions, I prefer the Church of the SubGenius.))
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rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *The bestest birthday kiss ever was had upon that day. Unfortunately for Nightmare Moon, it was had by somepony else. Avenger just kisses Her Holiness on the cheek, and smirks.*
*Nightmare Moon smiles back.*
Thank you.
…We, um… *She mumbles something and blushes.*
sonicdash asked: Happy Birthday your highness. *presents two presents* This one is for you, and another for Luna. I kinda figured you'd get two.
Well, this is… unexpected. Thank you, We suppose.
*She takes the presents and, after giving them a quick safety scan with her magic, opens the one for her and sends the other to Luna.*
the-cloudspire asked: Happy Birthday, your highness. I would have brought a gift had I only known sooner. Best wishes, and long live the Lunar Empire!
Thank you. Be sure to say happy birthday to Luna as well!
puddingfuzz-deactivated20130305 asked: Happy birthday, Nightmare Moon. Could you please tell Luna that I extend my cordiality to her too?
Of course, and thank you.
quiethoof-bookpony asked: Happy birthday, your Highness!
Thank you.
Did you say happy birthday to Luna yet?
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! AH WUS GONNA GITCHA A PRESEN', THEN AH THOUGHT "NAH", 'CAUSE YUH'VE GOT EVERYTHIN'!
Well, thank you, We suppose.
How about a birthday kiss?
ask-phoenix-and-family asked: -presents a turquoise locket with Nightmare Moon's cutie mark on it- Happy birthday your majesty.
Oh! Thank you!
*She smiles, then puts the locket on.*