Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Dec 25

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Dec 24

vuktempestsblog asked: *bows with respect* Oh queen of night and Darkness that is everywhere, youre so beautyful that makes me beg for your wisdom! I have an issue with some people who act strange. I hear they are great friends with someone in evening, but next morning, they dont want to hear about the other one, nad dont want to tell what is their problem. How can I teach them to politehood?

That depends whether or not alcohol is involved. If they only act in such a way while under the influence of strong drink, then that is the factor that should be addressed. If, however, they behave in such a manner when sober, they should be called out on it publicly, and shamed into behaving better.

askbasilthedragon asked: Hmm, while some may disagree with being pressed into service in the defense of this land, still others may revel in the chance for combat. Although, I believe the counter-balance of guarreented protection for thier hord is certainly more than acceptable. The tax situation sounds fair and the no taking of life and property is no different than the laws of today. From my own personal opinion, yes, I would say this is acceptable. Certainly more acceptable than the laws and tyranny of today.

The compulsory defence service is a thing of last resort. Dragons that wish to will be permitted to join the standing military, of course, but a conscript army is as dangerous to those it is meant to defend as it is to enemies.

One sticking point, We think, may be the handling of abandoned dragon eggs. As your probably know, ponies routinely discover abandoned nests of unhatched but viable dragon eggs. Under Our rule, said eggs would be taken as wards of the state. From what We’ve gathered, however, many dragons object to the salvaging of eggs that would have died otherwise, claiming fears of overpopulation and interference with natural selection.

What are your opinions on this matter? Oh, and which of Our sister’s tyrannical laws do you most object to?

askbasilthedragon asked: I am curious, Nightmare One. If Celestia were to be dethroned and you were to be ushered into power. Where would you stand on a dragon's rights? Would they be allowed to do as they please as long as it did not interfere in your machinations? Would you be willing to accept a dragon's claim on an area of land and accept their sovereign right to control said land however they please? What would be the terms this hypothetical dragon would need to accept from you in this hypothetical scenario?

When We are Queen, dragons resident in Equestria will be considered to be full citizens. However, do to dragons’ unique, solitary natures, the contract of citizenship will be altered to the following.

  1. No dragon will deprive another dragon, pony, griffon, or zebra of their life or legally obtained property, except in cases of defence or other legally approved actions, on pain of death.
  2. Should Equestria ever face external invasion, dragons will be required to stand alongside ponies in the defence of their mutual homeland.
  3. Dragons that maintain their own lairs will not be required to pay taxes. Dragons that wish to live in towns or cities will be required to pay at the same rate as ponies.
  4. Dragons will receive the same legal protection as ponies. Dragonslayers, as well as ponies advocating dragonslaying or horde raiding, will be punished with jail time or death.

We think this agreement is fair. Do you believe dragons would accept it?

Dec 23

arcel-sorm:

ask-nightmaremoon:

*Nightmare Moon takes the sceptre and examines it closely.* An interesting story, one We had not heard before. It is mostly legend, of course, but like all legends may contain a grain of truth.
*She continues to examine the sceptre for several minutes more, then looks up.* This is an odd relic! If We aren’t mistaken, it predates the coming of ponies to Equestria by several centuries. An impressive find. Wherever did you acquire it?

*he chuckles nervously* Around… some ancient temple just outside Equestrian Boarders in no ponies land. *in truth, he had three dozen blanks and three imperfect clones digging around different sites for months since he learned of it, and he didn’t find it until yesterday* I am glad you like it though dear, even if the legend is all hooey, the artifact itself is still a prize find, its unfortunante that the crown was not found with it, and if it is indeed as old as that, it is unlikely that the cloak survived at all.

Thank you! We will treasure it!

*Nightmare Moon wraps her forelegs around him and gives him a close hug, then kisses him on the cheek.*

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ask-maredowell-deactivated20130 asked: Hello again...

You again? Here to try and ‘bring Us to justice’?

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Reblog if your icon is a picture of a sexy motherfucker.

quiethoof:

askbutterscotch:

quiethoof:

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Oh yes.

Why do colts always think they’re more attractive with a moustache? It’ll just end up tickling Our thighs and making Us itchy.

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((so, the foal fiddlers gone, but it got me thinking.))

askcaramelthecobbler:

((that was probably the worst (as in morality, not quality) Character someone came up with, but what could beat that? Also, im kinda sad they left, it was a common enemy we all hated. but they are. But what i’m asking, is what could top the foal fiddler?)) 

((ooc: I dunno. Nightmare Moon has attempted to commit genocide three times, but I suppose that’s a more ‘impersonal’ sort of evil.))

quiethoof:

soullesshusk:

Okay does this happen to anyone else?

I’m herping and derping in my other tab, go back to my dashboard and it says like +2 or +4 you know whatever many new posts

I refresh
DASHBOARD IS THE SAME. There are no new posts.. But it keeps telling me there are new posts.. 

Sometimes. Not often though.

((ooc: On rare occasions my new posts notifier will jump from nothing straight to 100+. Usually after I reload there might be 1 or 2 new posts, nowhere close to 100.))

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