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Dec 28

ask-litigare-the-liberated-deac asked: So... Nightmare Moon... How goes your endeavors on those contracts?

We’ve done some looking into it, and it seems We can bar the public and still retain Our tax exemption. However, We will need to permit government inspectors to tour the zone yearly.

Is there any way We can shield Ourselves from litigation in the inevitable event some functionary gets themselves eaten?

monochrome-and-rainbow asked: *cracks his neck, a shadowy aura beginning growing out from him* You really have no idea who I am, do you? I don't give pledges, Nightmare. I accept them.

Yes, We expected as much. *She shrugs.* We thought it useful to ask, in any event.

So… Why are you here, then?

quiethoof-bookpony asked: Then we shall have to take a look at the cave he had occupied. And if it's not there, we shall go to Gryphus and see what we shall see.

We must make the trip, if it is needed, soon. We already have other plans in motion for the griffons, and We’re afraid that if they go awry We may have to use force if We are to enter their territory.

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quiethoof-bookpony asked: Hello, Highness!

Ah, hello, Our faithful archivist.

We’ve spoken with Basil. He assures Us no such crown currently exists in his horde.

monochrome-and-rainbow asked: *stops pacing and shakes with barely contained laughter, he grins widely at you* An oath? To you? I had no idea you were such a comedian, Nightmare.

Well, you cannot expect Us to accept anything from you otherwise.

ask-the-desert-family-blog asked: Good evening princess, would you like i special moonlight muffin? I made it myself!

Moonlight muffin? We suppose.

*She takes a bite.* This is quite good. What’s in it?

mythic-swirl asked: *Sighs* And now she thinks she was the original.. so then.. what exactly will you do about when you confront her again?

We hadn’t planned for this contingency. It wasn’t supposed to think it was the original. It wasn’t supposed to think much of anything. It was just supposed to be a blank, programmable clone.

We cannot let her run around unchecked. Her powers are a dangerous variable. We do not understand them fully yet, and they may be terribly destructive. We must make her live here, for observation, either by persuasion or force, for the safety of herself and others.

monochrome-and-rainbow asked: *grins toothily* Observing, mostly... corrupting, always. Of course you yourself have tried your hoof at my trade, haven't you, Nightmare? With those six....

Only the rainbow one thus far, and even then that was carried out by Our agents, not by Us personally.

We have, however, recently come to terms with the idea that such tactics may serve Us better than pure force… We would listen to any advise you had to offer, if you swore a binding oath that it is genuine.

Half Past:

*Bows* ‘Allo, my Preencess.

Hello, Our faithful servant. How has Our beloved Luna’s night been treating you?