Anonymous asked: "We order a prisoner executed or go have sex with somepony (or do both at the same time)" So, you have sex with a prisoner being execued?
Well, We did just go and have sex with somepony while watching a prisoner get executed, but thanks for the great idea.
quiethoof-bookpony asked: "What do you do when you're bored?" he asked, rolling onto his back and looking at the ceiling.
That depends. Sometimes We read, sometimes We scheme, sometimes We practice Our singing.
Usually, however, We order a prisoner executed or go have sex with somepony (or do both at the same time). That cures boredom immediately.
quiethoof-bookpony asked: "Do you ever get bored, Highness?" Quiethoof asks, sitting listlessly on the lowest step leading to her throne.
Yes, We do. Why?
sonicdash asked: Good day NM. I know your probably busy and such, but Im just dropping a line. *smiled*
Line? What sort of line? Pickup or fishing?
[OPEN RP]
Is that what ponies are calling it these days?
We have no idea.
Amongst the general populace humans have been widely regarded as mythological beings. We suspect this stems from some pre-Equestrian contact between the two species. Amongst the human myths is the idea that they like to build moon bases, from which stories have developed that We spent Our exile watching human television and eating potato chips.
askgrimdarkscootaloo-deactivate asked: When you were on the moon. Did you ever have any friends?
Well, Luna was there, of course, but nopony else.
There seems to be a general misapprehension about Our exile. We were locked, along with Luna, in a sort of ‘suspended animation’ within the moon itself. We were not free to walk upon its surface and meet humans or space cores or other mythological creatures.
troubled-tolentino-deactivated2 asked: I have guts, you know... I'm just from another dimension
Really, now? It must diverge quite a bit from Our own, if its Fluttershy analogue can hold any sort of military position.
So, what do you do? Our Fluttershy would probably develop post-traumatic stress disorder just from being assigned KP duty.
queenfrau asked: OOC: Wow! You're getting quite good with this! Tell me, what program do you use for your art?
((ooc: Thanks! I still have a long way to go until I’m anywhere near as good as you are, though.
I use Inkscape to do the vectors, and GIMP for everything else.))
((ooc: All the pony military fics and RPs Sturm does has got me wondering what an Equestrian version of this would be like.))
I don’t know if it’d be better to have Ditzy Doo or Pinkie Pie as Private Snafu.
((ooc: I’m strongly considering writing this.
It’ll probably feature Ditzy, and will be styled more like the Navy’s Dilbert than Snafu (though more funny and less “if you screw up you’ll kill yourself and your friends”), since visual humour doesn’t translate well to prose.))
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